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SMS: Quotes, eyeopener && teh like

Minsan, kung saan tayo tanga,
doon tayo masaya.

If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them.
Otherwise, be brave enough to watch them loved by someone else.

People cry not because they are weak
but because they have been strong for too long.

Be careful because sometimes, it wasn’t really love.
It was just a feeling,
and you just overreacted.

If two people are really in love with each other,
they will never let go of one another
even without commitment.

Kapag kailangan mo tulong ko,
andito lang ako sa tabi mo..
Minsan sa kanan, minsan sa kaliwa.
If one time, nawala na ako sa tabi mo,
don’t worry.
Basta dala mo cellphone mo,
nasa bulsa mo lang ako.

SILENCE is the best answer I can give to an issue.
What’s the use of admitting or denying
when in the first place,
I am already judged.

The wonder of text is that when you type the word “kiss” with the dictionary on,
it will automatically tell you where to kiss.

When a person cannot answer directly to your question,
probably the answer is too painful for you to know
or too hard for them to admit.

Worries are like birds.
Let them fly over you,
but don’t let them build a nest on your head.

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SMS: Cheesiness.

tungod sa akong pagkalaagan,
nasaag ko sa imung dughan.

i remember what i said to my crush once:
pwede tapad ta nig exam?
she asked me: numan? nundug ka?
I said: nope, but I feel perfect beside you.
dinhi siya naluya.
hagbung nuon ming duha.
dili sa exam..
kundi sa usa’g usa.

I made a list of special people in my life with a pencil,
but when I reached your name, I used a pen
because I want to keep you forever.

I can’t promise to be your friend forever.
kasi malay mo…
maging TAYO later.

May mga tao na kapag kaharap ka, KAIBIGAN ka!
Pero kapag nakatalikod ka na,
MAHAL ka na pala!

akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim.
pati din pala feelings ko sayo, ganun din.

PAALALA:
wag mo akong itutulak,
baka hilahin kita
at sabay tayong mahulog
sa ISA’T-ISA.

the world is gonna throw us one million reasons why this isn’t gonna work out between us..
but I’m armed with only one reason why it will:
I love you.

Peter Pan once said that when you close your eyes and think of whatever you wanted to have,
you’ll fly.
But how come when I think of you,
I fall?

Nahulog ka sa puno,
nahulog ka sa bubong,
nahulog ka sa hagdan,
nahulog ka din sa bangin.
Ano ba ang problema sa gravity
at di ka mahulog sa AKIN?

 

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New dictionary

Taken from an SMS..

  • ASPECT – pantusok sa ice
  • BEEHIVE – pagpuyo
  • CALCULATOR – tawagan tika unya
  • CITY - bago mag`utso
  • DEBUG – ang ipos
  • DEDUCT – ang itik
  • DEPOSIT – ang gripo
  • DETAIL – ang ikog
  • DEVASTATION – terminal sa bus
  • EFFORT – landinganan sa efflane
  • FORUMS – upat ka kwarto
  • JULY – nangilad ka
  • LITURGY – sunod sa litur F
  • PERSUADING – unang kasal
  • PREDICATE – buhian ang iring
  • SHAMPOO – sunod sa #9
  • STATUE – ikaw ba nah?
  • TISSUE – ikaw jud lagi!

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Eksena sa Jeep

Taken from an SMS..

Girl: Manong bayad!
Driver: Pila ning 50 dae?
Girl: Usa kuya! Estudyante, nursing, cebu doc, bag`ong SAKAY!
Boy: (nahambugan, nibayad ug 500)
Driver: (nasuko) Pila ning 500!?
Boy: Usa nong, keep the change! Seaman, bag`ong NAOG!

- nyahahaha..



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