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Bakit Di Ka Nirereplyan ng Crush Mo

So nakuha mo na number ng crush mo, nagpa-unlicall and text ka pa.

Tinext mo siya.
Mga 3 minutes kayung nagtetext pero biglang hindi na naman siya nagreply.

O di kaya, friends na kayo sa FB.
Nagchat ka.
Pero ganun pa rin, hindi ka pa rin niya nirereplyan.

Nag-antay ka, baka naman nag-CR lang. 
O baka kumain sandali.
O baka naman may binili sa tindahan.
O baka nakatulog na.
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Napatanong ka na lang "Why oh why!? What did I do wrong!? Huhuhuh"

Source: Google images

Bakit nga ba hindi ka na nirereplyan ng crush mo?
Or better yet, bakit hindi ka FEEL replyan ng crush mo!?


Puro ka emoticons.

Yung message mo, kung hindi THUMBS UP sa FB, puro na lang smilies at animated stickers.

Source: Google images
Imagine if magkausap kayo in real life, smile ka lang nang smile, hindi ka man lang nagsasalita. Ano ine-expect mong gagawin niya? Edi, tumahimik na rin lang.


Wala siyang load. (applicable lang sa text)

Simple. Wala na siyang load at hindi ka worth it para sa effort niyang pumunta ng tindahan at magpaload. #burn


Wala kang topic.

Napaka-predictable mong kausap. Puro ka lang "Musta na?", "Ano ginagawa mo?".

Wala kang maisip na pwedeng ibang pag-usapan.


Laging ikaw.

Asides sa boring yung puro na lang kamustahan, napaka-annoying na rin pag puro ka na lang pagmamayabang tungkol sa sarili mo.

Ganito ka sa chat o text.
Source:  Google images
In all honesty, kung hindi ka niya gusto, wala siyang paki kung sino ang first crush mo, kung ano ka nung high school ka at kung magkano binabaon mo.

Jejemon ka.

kUn6 g4n!+oh k4h m46+x+, bye bye crush na!

Source: Google images
Except kung magka-lahi kayo.


Kausap niya crush niya.

Sorry, busy siya. Wala na siya time makipag-usap sayo. Kausap niya yung taong gusto niya. Ouch.


May maidagdag ka ba?

Share mo naman sa amin sa comments section. ;)

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English Session (RPG)

I was just checking my Google drive when nakit`an ni nako (RPG.txt). Hahahahaa..
Magkatawa ra japun ko magbasa =))))

WARNING: RATED SPG! XD
LOOOOONG READ. (just click on the READ MORE link if you're from the main page to view tanan. DMD ang kataas hahahahah)

  • maranatha: *wave wand and transforms juba to a frog*
  • maranatha: ahahaha
  • janno: juba dreaming about aya
  • aya: choose your weapon na
  • renz: aya is the princess
  • maranatha: and then we all run
  • maranatha: and *scream*
  • juba: aya hunting juba the frog
  • maranatha: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • maranatha: run
  • maranatha: run
  • maranatha: run
  • janno: waaaa
  • vince: juba need a kiss in order to go back in his original state..
  • maranatha: phant* phant
  • janno: what's that?
  • vince: needs
  • maranatha: montster
  • aya: jan kissed the frog
  • maranatha: monster*
  • maranatha: monster frog
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • renz: hop juba the frog
  • juba: jan missed
  • vince: bwahahah juba is evolving
  • janno: i choose you
  • juba: juba kept hopping away from aya
  • jan: frog dispersed and transformed to a magical dragon
  • renz: into a beautiful swan
  • maranatha: into a super natural in natural frog
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • jan: ahahah
  • maranatha: swan na di
  • janno: the ugly frog
  • vince: dragon with a height of 3inches.. #baby dragon
  • renz: juba saying "i'm a beautiful swan"
  • vince: hahaha
  • janno: *actions by nad
  • maranatha: *claps*
  • renz: tsk tsk
  • juba: renz controlling juba
  • renz: cool
  • jan: juba confused swan with dragon
  • janno: he becomes swagon
  • jan: while watching hes reflection at the pond
  • neil brian: juba says: look at me ma... imma gorgeous!!
  • maranatha: like swag - on ?
  • maranatha: oh my.. put the swag on
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • juba: juba trying to get out of the puppet spell
  • janno: swan+dragon
  • juba: still trying..
  • maranatha: fairy added another spell to juba **
  • renz: (+) swag
  • juba: juba shouted 'someone cast reflect magic on me!'
  • renz: swan+dragon+rappiest
  • maranatha: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gctjx6cvcxqpccphml17oyuxhefykuubfgwccvq15wpzqwx6ejofqg
  • vince: suddenly wild pokemon appears..
  • maranatha: juba
  • janno: wild juba appears
  • juba: wild juba turns back and attacked aya the hunter
  • maranatha: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gcsmwuj0jdocqoy9m_nilccoxq1wc0pbapkz5nc-mxol3apwdmgk
  • jan: wild juba used tongue whip!
  • jan: super effective!
  • maranatha: jubas only language is .. juba juba juba
  • maranatha: a frog like sound
  • maranatha: juba
  • maranatha: juba
  • maranatha: juba
  • jan: juba is evovling
  • jan: evolving*
  • maranatha: into a jubalvosor?
  • jan: jubakabra
  • juba: jubakabra.. http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pavel-eyes-black.jpg
  • janno: jubachu
  • maranatha: ka hadlok
  • maranatha: o_0
  • ronald: juba man
  • aya: a wild ronald appears
  • neil brian: abilities: tongue whip - very effective on wet areas.
  • maranatha: juba chu chu
  • maranatha: juba use tongue whip
  • maranatha: ahahaha
  • renz: ewww
  • juba: *looking for a wet area*
  • maranatha: founds the bathroom
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • aya: haahahha
  • jan: jubas 2nd ability: bush dive
  • ronald: then juba twisted his tongue around my balls
  • renz: http://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=5ly3-bm7ydwoom&tbnid=oj0nzesatqehwm:&ved=0cagqjrwwaa&url=http%3a%2f%2fdepositphotos.com%2f2338727%2fstock-illustration-caution---wet-floor-sign.html&ei=aa4quavxe8j5rae3uohgaq&psig=afqjcnfu-e3hav-s12qqjteoc1m1byvozg&ust=1360134121349117
  • jan: its a trap no
  • vince: no it's a trap
  • jan: jubas 3rd skill passive : swagon
  • neil brian: ability: bush dive - weak on hard materials, very strong against dark areas
  • juba: *juba squints at nad disguised as aya*
  • jan: jubas super skill : rage tongue whip!!!!!!!!
  • maranatha: go nad.. use disguise ability
  • juba: 1st skill + 2nd skill + super skill combo
  • janno: jubans ulti: scandal skill
  • maranatha: wiiiiickkeeeddd sick!!
  • renz: cool
  • vince: mamama!... monster face!...
  • jan: hahaha
  • vince: bwahahah
  • maranatha: hahahahahahahahah
  • renz: rage tongue whip + snow bear candy = cool
  • juba: juba is owning!!!
  • neil brian: ability: rage tongue whip - a combo ability with splash damage to all wet areas in the area with an accelerated speed of 77/whips/sec (juba speed). may cause maime to the target.
  • ronald: tongue whip with critical
  • maranatha: weakness?
  • maranatha: ahahaha
  • ronald: critical hits
  • renz: no time for enemy to gasp for air
  • vince: weakness?? wife.. bwahaha
  • neil brian: hahahaha
  • jan: weak against light
  • jan: hahaha
  • jan: weak against little childrean that looks like huba
  • jan: juba*
  • vince: hahaha
  • neil brian: super weak on wife w/ kids
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Fish Talk

(6:48 PM) aya: aha ka nahan mukaon?
(6:49 PM) Vince: bsag aha,, basta kuyog ta..  
(6:49 PM) aya: :">
(6:49 PM) Vince: unsa mana?? isda?? hahah
(6:49 PM) aya: nagblush
(6:49 PM) aya: 
(6:50 PM) Vince: hahaha  
(6:50 PM) Vince: ingana diay pagbuhat  ug isda?? haha  
(6:50 PM) aya: >))))| ')
(6:50 PM) aya: hahah
(6:50 PM) aya: isda ba ug porma?
(6:50 PM) Vince: taka raman ka ug isda oi.. haha  
(6:50 PM) aya: hahaha
(6:50 PM) aya: unsa diay ang isda?
(6:50 PM) Vince: <')=<
(6:50 PM) aya: kabati ana ui
(6:50 PM) Vince: naa raman ang isda oh
(6:50 PM) aya: hhahaha
(6:50 PM) aya: >=('>
(6:50 PM) aya: hahhahha
(6:51 PM) Vince: bitaw,, di bitaw na isda
(6:51 PM) Vince: >O)><
(6:51 PM) Vince: naa ra ang isad o
(6:51 PM) aya: unsa mai nakaisda tawon ana ui
(6:51 PM) Vince: tarongag tanaw
(6:51 PM) aya: d jd
(6:51 PM) aya: d jud xa isda sa akong panan`aw
(6:52 PM) Vince: kani sad,, pero moli ra ni
(6:52 PM) Vince: ~
(6:52 PM) aya: kiti kiti
(6:52 PM) Vince: bwahahaha
(6:52 PM) Vince: taka raman ka oi
(6:52 PM) aya: bitok
(6:52 PM) Vince: kanang isa ka isa kai janitor fish na
(6:52 PM) aya: O___O
(6:53 PM) aya: nanu gd najanitor fish na
(6:53 PM) aya: =))))
(6:53 PM) Vince: <><
(6:53 PM) Vince: kana kai moli japon.. pero dako dako na
(6:53 PM) Vince: <")))><
(6:53 PM) Vince: kani kai bangus
(6:53 PM) aya: kana
(6:54 PM) aya: isda na ug porma
(6:54 PM) aya: hahahah
(6:54 PM) aya: kompara ganiha
(6:54 PM) aya: lau ra jd kau
(6:54 PM) aya: hahahaha
(6:54 PM) aya: waaaaaaaaah
(6:54 PM) Vince: <*)))<  naigo sa oil spill
(6:54 PM) aya: >O)>< kasabot nako
(6:54 PM) aya: hahahahahahaha
(6:54 PM) aya: hahahahahhaha naigo sa oil spill
(6:54 PM) aya: =))
(6:54 PM) aya: namatay
(6:54 PM) aya: XD
(6:54 PM) Vince: dli man gud,,
(6:54 PM) aya: nag`ex ex ang mata
(6:54 PM) Vince: kani man gud ang namatay
(6:54 PM) aya: hahahahahhahaha
(6:54 PM) Vince: <.{{{><
(6:55 PM) Vince: <('O')>
(6:55 PM) Vince: isda na front view.. carpa
(6:55 PM) Vince: koi diay,, haha
(6:55 PM) aya: hahahaahhahaha
(6:55 PM) aya: dakog baba
(6:55 PM) aya: =)))))
(6:55 PM) aya: pero unsa manang before ana
(6:55 PM) aya: ahhhh!
(6:55 PM) aya: nabali na cya
(6:55 PM) aya: hahahhahahahaha
(6:55 PM) Vince:
(6:56 PM) aya: unsa man sad na?
(6:56 PM) Vince: kambal nga isda,,
(6:56 PM) aya: o.o
(6:57 PM) Vince: sinugba nga isda
(6:57 PM) Vince: >゚)##)彡
(6:57 PM) aya: wahahahhahaha
(6:57 PM) Vince: unya <')+++< kai hurot naman ang sinugba
(6:57 PM) aya: cge pa!
(6:57 PM) aya: XD
(6:57 PM) aya: hahahahahahhah
(6:57 PM) aya: a*ai
(6:57 PM) aya: ahahahah
(6:58 PM) Vince: bsag isda pa sa fish bowl kai kaya kau naq sa chat oi
(6:58 PM) Vince: kaw kahibaw ka??
(6:59 PM) aya: (   <')))<  )

mao na?
(6:59 PM) Vince: bati man
(6:59 PM) Vince: naa ra o..
(6:59 PM) Vince: (~)
(6:59 PM) aya: cge imo daw
(6:59 PM) aya: kiti kiti!!
(6:59 PM) Vince: hahahaha
(6:59 PM) aya: samot kabati
(6:59 PM) aya: hahahahhaa
(7:00 PM) Vince: _..._        
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(7:00 PM) Vince:
_..._        
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(7:01 PM) aya: GIRAFFE NA MAN NA
(7:01 PM) aya: dili na isda
(7:01 PM) aya: hahahahahha
(7:01 PM) Vince: taka ra ka ai
(7:01 PM) Vince: isda man gud na
(7:01 PM) aya: unsa mai nakaisda tawon ana
(7:01 PM) aya: hahahahha
(7:03 PM) Vince: 
sea horse
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(7:03 PM) Vince: bwahahaha
(7:03 PM) aya: wala jd maporma
(7:03 PM) aya: hahhahahhahaha
(7:03 PM) Vince:
troll

(*)  (*)
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[______]
(7:04 PM) aya: turiok
(7:04 PM) Vince:  
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[______]
(7:04 PM) aya: unsa mana?
(7:04 PM) Vince: troll face
(7:05 PM) aya: hahahah dili man ui
(7:06 PM) Vince:  
unta ma appreciate nimo,,, gidrawing tka hahaha

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q(. | .)P
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(7:06 PM) aya: 
(7:06 PM) aya: asa mai naka`ako ani?
(7:06 PM) Vince: kani... unsa daw ni??
(7:06 PM) Vince: <:3 o:p="">
(7:06 PM) aya: mouse
(7:06 PM) aya: hhahaha
(7:06 PM) aya: ilaga
(7:06 PM) Vince: topokki man,,
(7:06 PM) Vince: (  ̄┏_┓ ̄)
(7:06 PM) Vince: bwahhaha lols
(7:06 PM) aya: hahahahahahhahahaha
(7:07 PM) aya: d man tu bunguton si topokki man
(7:07 PM) Vince: bwahhaha,, edi,, bunutong topokki man

(7:08 PM) aya: ahahahahah
(7:08 PM) aya: unsa pa?
(7:08 PM) Vince: *bunguton
(7:08 PM) Vince: wa na oi,, wa naqoi mahunahunaan
(7:08 PM) aya:  
(7:08 PM) Vince: kani for sure,, kaila ka ani nya,,
(7:08 PM) Vince:  ヽ(*ω)ノ
(7:08 PM) aya: kinsa mana?
(7:08 PM) aya: hahahha
(7:09 PM) Vince: T_T
(7:09 PM) Vince: batia wa kaila
(7:09 PM) aya: ikaw?
(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahahahha
(7:09 PM) Vince: bwahhahaa
(7:09 PM) aya: ang dimples nas agtang
(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahahahha
(7:09 PM) Vince: di man gud
(7:09 PM) Vince: clue:
(7:09 PM) aya: kinsa man diay na? hahahhaha
(7:09 PM) Vince: adventure time
(7:09 PM) aya: si jake?
(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahhahahhaha
(7:09 PM) Vince:  J
(7:09 PM) Vince: hahaha
(7:09 PM) aya: abi tungod sa baba
(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahha
(7:10 PM) Vince: naa raman gud aq o,,, $:,j
(7:10 PM) aya: lahi man tu sauna.. ana man tu $:')_\

(7:10 PM) aya: na lahi na diay karon?
(7:10 PM) aya: XD
(7:11 PM) Vince: uo,, version 2 na na..
(7:11 PM) aya: ahahaha

(7:11 PM) aya:  :P
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Fish Chat

teres: pero bitaw deserving man sad ka wui ikaw man gud nah
aya: :"">
teres: unsa na yay? fish?
teres: pritong isad?
teres: *isda?
aya: pritong isda?
aya: fish!
aya: fried fish
teres: ah..ana d i pag make ug fish sa chat..
teres: eheheh maaply nya sa fb heheh salamat yay!
aya: AMAW
aya: hahahahahahahahahhaha
aya: :"> kai blush nga icon man gd nas YM
aya: =))))


HAHAHA hibong lng ko nganung naabot ug pritong isda atung gistoryaan! Hahaha.. Wa ta magkasinabot.. :))


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Eatch

vince: tindog ug shagit. kinsa may nakatamak ug eatch dri oi,, baho kau sa tnana
vince: bwahahah ,, so tanan mulingi sa ilahang lapalapa sa shoes
vince: daun,,, haha 
vince: muingon tanan,, wa man saq
vince: hahah a
vince: daun tanw ka saimong lapalapa.. naa dadto,, dako kaus tanan!, haha lols


BUANGON jud! REPLY sa akong maaung trato sa akong g`ingon na nanimahong EATCH sa akong lugar. XD


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Damgo - Ready

(5:48 PM) boyf: bitaw.. niadto daw tag quezon city.. sa amua bah!,,  dala daw nato si ready
(5:48 PM) boyf: daw aq daw ang gadrive,,
(5:48 PM) aya: unya unya?
(5:49 PM) boyf: unya unya,, gibilin tkas balay,, uban nimo sila mama.. aq kai giapas naq sila uncle sa talier namo
(5:50 PM) aya: daun daun?
(5:50 PM) boyf: daun daun... guba daw kau ang dan, mao nagpahinay kog dagan daun taod taod.. niuwan
(5:51 PM) boyf: daun pagabot naq sa talier gibilin naq sa gawas si ready..
(5:51 PM) boyf: daun pagsud naq samong talier di na daw kami ang tag-iya,,
(5:52 PM) boyf: sila na kuya sa boarding house,, hahah
(5:52 PM) aya: O_O
(5:52 PM) aya: unya?
(5:52 PM) aya: hahahahhahah
(5:53 PM) boyf: magsorry sa q daan kai nakasala ko saimo sa damgo.. T_T
(5:53 PM) boyf: kai pagbalik naq gawas wa na si ready..
(5:53 PM) boyf: T_T
(5:54 PM) boyf: dagan2 daw q nangita kang ready,,  pagawas,, wa man jud makaingon if na tow ba si ready or gcarnap..
(5:54 PM) aya: unya unya?
(5:55 PM) boyf: nag-ana daun ko,, naa man diay ko quezon city wa q nagkumpyansa
(5:55 PM) boyf: malasa sad naq uie,, basin nabilin naq open ang bintana.. pareha ni aya sa una,, tsk2.. patay jud ko kang aya ani.. hehe
(5:56 PM) boyf: then pagbalik naq samong talier.. nga si kuya na sa boarding house ang tagiya,, nahibung ko kai murag gadali2 iyahang mga tawo,.. mga wa ko kaila..
(5:57 PM) boyf: then kakita ko sa hood ni ready,, murag naa silay gi dis assemble nga sasakyan bah,, daun gibutang nila dadto sa ware house nila kanang mga stock bitaw sa ubang pyesa na magamit pa,
(5:58 PM) aya: unya ?
(5:59 PM) boyf: then,,, nangutana ko,, aha mana gikan? nga wa mana ganha,,, gipatawag naq si kuya,, kai isumbong ta naq  yahang mga tawo,,  then pag kakita naq ni kuya,, buotan biya kau syag nawong,, ingon sya,, dli daw mao ang sakyanan,.,  gipakita nya saq,, pareha jud ni ready pero naai color orange,, nga gibutang ba mga pintal... ingon daun sya,, ingana diay imong sakyanan?? basin na tow rato ,,,, ingon nya.. nituo ra sad q..
(5:59 PM) boyf: kai buotan kaug nawong si kuya,., then paglakaw naq,, ang yahang mga tao2 bitaw  kai nagsgeg ngisi..
(6:00 PM) boyf: dli jud ko mahimutang kai naa jui di mao.. mao niadto kos likod,, naa may agianan dadto ,,(kahibaw q kai amua bia to sauna) naminaw kos sa storyahan nila kuya,., nga si ready jud diay to,,,
(6:01 PM) boyf: mao tong nagdali2 kog taxi padung balay,, para tawagon sila uncle kai para muresbak..
(6:01 PM) boyf: ug sa dihang murag wa ra saimo nga nawa si ready kai nalingaw kag tabi ilang mama ug antie,, hehe
(6:01 PM) boyf: murag pagtuo nimo nagjoke raq,, dedma ra kau ka,,
(6:02 PM) aya: hahahahah
(6:02 PM) aya: daun?
(6:02 PM) aya: nalingaw man k
(6:02 PM) aya: ko*
(6:02 PM) boyf: then,, nanghanggat sila mama nga mangaligo daw tag dagat.. haha   uban pud daun ka,, murag wa raka nangita kang ready,,
(6:02 PM) boyf: aq di naq mahimutang kai di jud mao!,,
(6:02 PM) boyf: murag naghuna huna ko ato,, damgo raman ni!..
(6:02 PM) boyf: pero naa puy side sa aqua nga dli lage ni damgo..
(6:03 PM) boyf: murag mabuang naq bah,, nga damgo ra lage ni, pero mrag tinuod jid daw to.. mu insist jud ko nga tinuod ning tanan,, di ni damgo..
(6:05 PM) boyf: daun,, mao to,,,  nangita kog pamaagi,,kita man kos sakyanan ni uncle ,, gihulman naq,, murag crosswind man guro to,, kuyaw pud kau nga sakyanan kai mudrift,, gamay nga break pagliko kai muuna ang lubot,,  batia ato nga damgo uie, haha lols.. daun mao to nanawag na ka,, hahah wa na nahuman aq damgo.. haha lols
(6:06 PM) boyf: murag ikapila ko nakabangag poste atong sakyanan kai mudrift lage,, haha atot.. maygani kai nanawag ka kai 2 na unta aq mabayran nga sakyanan..saimo ug kang uncle,, haha lols
BUZZ
(6:07 PM) aya: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
(6:07 PM) boyf: bcha nimo ui
(6:07 PM) aya: ghuwat taka mahuman ug type arun drechu2x na ako pagbasa..
(6:07 PM) aya: nalingaw man ko.. bitin lng...
(6:08 PM) boyf: gnha raman gud ko nahuman,, haha lols
(6:08 PM) aya: kaluoi pd saku uyab ui.. (: napuliki jud intawn.. pero makatats pd ra ba.. hahaha weird lng kai nanu naabot sad cla kuya, bati pd ila role..
(6:08 PM) boyf: mao lage,, hahaha
(6:08 PM) boyf: buanga ato uie,, haha lols
(6:09 PM) aya: hahahah nag`drift2 pa ka ha
(6:09 PM) aya: :))
(6:09 PM) aya: pero lingaw ui. :)) luoia lng pd nimu ngadtu


hehhe kakyut ui. XD


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Dakog Kaon

boyf: description: permi gutmon.. di manghatag!....(craving for something every day->food) 
aya: UNSAI DI MANGHATAG?
aya: beha !
boyf: bwahhaha 
boyf: wa bitaw.... 
aya: manghatag ra ba ko!
aya: ikaw rai pa`dili2
aya: ><
boyf: bitaw ui.. kabantay man gud ko gnha nagbaklay plang nagkaon na ka. hilom kaus tanan,, hahah 
boyf: klaro kau nga gigutom.. 
aya: hahahhahahhhaha
boyf: haha dakoa na nimog kaon uie

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OVERSSSSSSS hahahhaahhaa


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Pagkaon

Ako: Ma, naa kai pagkaon?

Madear: Awa ra gud na akong bag kung naa ba nai makaon. Gigutom gani ko.

Ako: Ok.

Madear: Ikaw dapat magbutang ug pagkaon sa imong bag kai hingaon kaau ka! Pagkaon ra sud sa imu hunahuna.

Ok. O.O



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Oink oink!

Boyf: pag-exercise na ui kai hapit na moalboal

Girlf: nanu man diay?

Boyf: pa-two-pison taka. muana daun ko, "ou! awa ako uyab ou, ga-two piece! MURAG ELEPHANT!"



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