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English Session (RPG)

I was just checking my Google drive when nakit`an ni nako (RPG.txt). Hahahahaa..
Magkatawa ra japun ko magbasa =))))

WARNING: RATED SPG! XD
LOOOOONG READ. (just click on the READ MORE link if you're from the main page to view tanan. DMD ang kataas hahahahah)

  • maranatha: *wave wand and transforms juba to a frog*
  • maranatha: ahahaha
  • janno: juba dreaming about aya
  • aya: choose your weapon na
  • renz: aya is the princess
  • maranatha: and then we all run
  • maranatha: and *scream*
  • juba: aya hunting juba the frog
  • maranatha: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • maranatha: run
  • maranatha: run
  • maranatha: run
  • janno: waaaa
  • vince: juba need a kiss in order to go back in his original state..
  • maranatha: phant* phant
  • janno: what's that?
  • vince: needs
  • maranatha: montster
  • aya: jan kissed the frog
  • maranatha: monster*
  • maranatha: monster frog
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • renz: hop juba the frog
  • juba: jan missed
  • vince: bwahahah juba is evolving
  • janno: i choose you
  • juba: juba kept hopping away from aya
  • jan: frog dispersed and transformed to a magical dragon
  • renz: into a beautiful swan
  • maranatha: into a super natural in natural frog
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • jan: ahahah
  • maranatha: swan na di
  • janno: the ugly frog
  • vince: dragon with a height of 3inches.. #baby dragon
  • renz: juba saying "i'm a beautiful swan"
  • vince: hahaha
  • janno: *actions by nad
  • maranatha: *claps*
  • renz: tsk tsk
  • juba: renz controlling juba
  • renz: cool
  • jan: juba confused swan with dragon
  • janno: he becomes swagon
  • jan: while watching hes reflection at the pond
  • neil brian: juba says: look at me ma... imma gorgeous!!
  • maranatha: like swag - on ?
  • maranatha: oh my.. put the swag on
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • juba: juba trying to get out of the puppet spell
  • janno: swan+dragon
  • juba: still trying..
  • maranatha: fairy added another spell to juba **
  • renz: (+) swag
  • juba: juba shouted 'someone cast reflect magic on me!'
  • renz: swan+dragon+rappiest
  • maranatha: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gctjx6cvcxqpccphml17oyuxhefykuubfgwccvq15wpzqwx6ejofqg
  • vince: suddenly wild pokemon appears..
  • maranatha: juba
  • janno: wild juba appears
  • juba: wild juba turns back and attacked aya the hunter
  • maranatha: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gcsmwuj0jdocqoy9m_nilccoxq1wc0pbapkz5nc-mxol3apwdmgk
  • jan: wild juba used tongue whip!
  • jan: super effective!
  • maranatha: jubas only language is .. juba juba juba
  • maranatha: a frog like sound
  • maranatha: juba
  • maranatha: juba
  • maranatha: juba
  • jan: juba is evovling
  • jan: evolving*
  • maranatha: into a jubalvosor?
  • jan: jubakabra
  • juba: jubakabra.. http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pavel-eyes-black.jpg
  • janno: jubachu
  • maranatha: ka hadlok
  • maranatha: o_0
  • ronald: juba man
  • aya: a wild ronald appears
  • neil brian: abilities: tongue whip - very effective on wet areas.
  • maranatha: juba chu chu
  • maranatha: juba use tongue whip
  • maranatha: ahahaha
  • renz: ewww
  • juba: *looking for a wet area*
  • maranatha: founds the bathroom
  • maranatha: hahaha
  • aya: haahahha
  • jan: jubas 2nd ability: bush dive
  • ronald: then juba twisted his tongue around my balls
  • renz: http://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=5ly3-bm7ydwoom&tbnid=oj0nzesatqehwm:&ved=0cagqjrwwaa&url=http%3a%2f%2fdepositphotos.com%2f2338727%2fstock-illustration-caution---wet-floor-sign.html&ei=aa4quavxe8j5rae3uohgaq&psig=afqjcnfu-e3hav-s12qqjteoc1m1byvozg&ust=1360134121349117
  • jan: its a trap no
  • vince: no it's a trap
  • jan: jubas 3rd skill passive : swagon
  • neil brian: ability: bush dive - weak on hard materials, very strong against dark areas
  • juba: *juba squints at nad disguised as aya*
  • jan: jubas super skill : rage tongue whip!!!!!!!!
  • maranatha: go nad.. use disguise ability
  • juba: 1st skill + 2nd skill + super skill combo
  • janno: jubans ulti: scandal skill
  • maranatha: wiiiiickkeeeddd sick!!
  • renz: cool
  • vince: mamama!... monster face!...
  • jan: hahaha
  • vince: bwahahah
  • maranatha: hahahahahahahahah
  • renz: rage tongue whip + snow bear candy = cool
  • juba: juba is owning!!!
  • neil brian: ability: rage tongue whip - a combo ability with splash damage to all wet areas in the area with an accelerated speed of 77/whips/sec (juba speed). may cause maime to the target.
  • ronald: tongue whip with critical
  • maranatha: weakness?
  • maranatha: ahahaha
  • ronald: critical hits
  • renz: no time for enemy to gasp for air
  • vince: weakness?? wife.. bwahaha
  • neil brian: hahahaha
  • jan: weak against light
  • jan: hahaha
  • jan: weak against little childrean that looks like huba
  • jan: juba*
  • vince: hahaha
  • neil brian: super weak on wife w/ kids
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Tell me the THROAT!

Another churva conversation XD

L: Asa gae tu nga cancer ang sa bana ni Camille?

C: “Thruth”.

A: HAHAHA. Truth cancer!?

L: HAHAHA. Unsa na dae? Truth or false?

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Living Blooper

Living : Haaay.
Blooper : Unsai blema?
Living : Sakit akong dughan. :(
Blooper : Basin naay atuli.

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‎*chat*
Blooper : Naay new movie. Basin ganahan ka i`download.
Living : Unsa man?
Blooper: 8CB7D50DC3D068086366C6CD6E2B99FAC65FE454 (1).torrent .. nice nah

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Living: Nagpa`reformat siya.
Blooper: Nganung Linux man sad siya uie!
Living: Mao gani iyang gipa`ilisan ug XP.
Blooper: HA!? Diba ACER man siya?!

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*chat*
Blooper: Pwede ka rin naman mag`date ah kahit student ka pa. And ses. Kapagod magtrabaho.
Living: Haha.. Korek. Kinsa atu ka`date?
Blooper: GIA*AI! WRONG SENT!! LEC*E!!!!!!!!!

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Living : Naa kai nailhan mu`load?
Blooper : Mu`load man ang site sa ako. Dili mu`load sa imu?

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Living: Unsaon kaha na pagsulti noh nga ganahan ka niya? Unsaon kaha pag`intro?
Blooper: Ayeeeeeee.. Kinsa mana bah?
Living: Basta dili ikaw!

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Blooper: ahaka ganiha, niana pa ko "tag`pila ni te?" sus pag`lingi! BAYOT diay tu! ako g`change topic uie!!
Living: giunsa man nimu pag`change topic?
Blooper: niana ko "AH! MAHALA UIE!"

-------- SINGLE LINES -------------

  • Wala nakai laing no choice.
  • Block session.
  • Bagpack.
  • Steff Knick.
  • What a small word!
  • Unsaon pagpa`regular sa unlitxt?
  • Tibuok adlaw ko natug gabie.
  • New hairdue.
  • Buy yourself.
  • Asa ka? Sa wa kay payong or sa mabasa ka?
  • La na sa hunahuna akong tarong.
  • Till my heart extends.
  • Waiter, pwede mangau ug brochure?
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Patai Eksena

Abi nimug mao na... mao na jud diay ~ XD
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C: Nindota jud i`adto ug Luzon uie. blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com La lang koi plete.
A: Ana si Peter Pan aron makalupad ka, just think happy thoughts! blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com


C: A*ai! Mai parehas nimo! Witch!!
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B: Asa ka mas comfortable tawgon? Jessa? Or Cyrel?

A: Aya.

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T: ~the most difficult phase of life is not when no one understand you; It is when you don't understand yourself~ :((

R: Pasagdie na lang na cla. Don’t mind them kai bati clag nawng.

T: Hehe. Love jud ko sa akong amiga uie. :)

R: Atik ra na uie. Di na tinuod.

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.. more to come. :p

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AIE UO, UIE

Nag`storya sa phone si madear ug padear about email2x hangtud sa naabot sa facebook…

*Note: Naa sa barko si padear karun.

M: Pag`facebook na lang diha.

P: Unsaon mana?

M: Kuan ra gud. I`type facebook.com daun imung email ug password. Kahinumdum paka? Imung email kai blahblahblah[at]blah.com unya imung password kai chuva ek ek. Unya i`search daun mi arun makakita pud kas amung mga pix.

P: Unya na lang ig`uli nako.

 

pasteleeeeeeyn XDD

HAMISXOE, PADEAR!!! ULI NAAAAA. nyahahaha..
Love you, miss you! :**

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Intensity

McDonalds, IT Park..

AYA: Nabalitaan nyo ung linog?

Honey: Saan?

AYA: Sa Luzon.

Ibyang: Ahh. Sa amin?

AYA: Hindi, sa amin.

Tina: Pilai magnitude, ya?

AYA: Ewan. Long-lat lang alam ko.

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Tubig

P : Uhawa uie. Paliti kog tubig bi.

A : Kapoie, ikaw lang palit kaw.

P : Cge nah, akoa mang kwarta unya kaw palit.

A : Akoi palit tubig, paliti kog cake.

P : Cge, kwarta bi.

A : Imung kwarta gamita! Ako man sang kwarta ako ipalit sa tubig.

P : Aie! Maipag ikaw na lai palit sa cake nya ako na lai palit sa tubig.

A : Nara man diay na!




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Oblong Marbles

Yame nag`arrange sa iyahang mga oblong nga jolen..

Aya : *samok2* hala kuyawa gud ani, oblong man!

Yame : 24 na kabuok yellow. 24 kabuok green. 10 ka`orange. 5 ka light blue. and 3 ka dark blue. 24 times 2, 48. 58. 66.

Aya : eek *giuli ang jolen*

That's wut you get when you've got a geek as a sister. nyahahhaa

~ love you, yam! XD



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Eksena sa Jeep

Taken from an SMS..

Girl: Manong bayad!
Driver: Pila ning 50 dae?
Girl: Usa kuya! Estudyante, nursing, cebu doc, bag`ong SAKAY!
Boy: (nahambugan, nibayad ug 500)
Driver: (nasuko) Pila ning 500!?
Boy: Usa nong, keep the change! Seaman, bag`ong NAOG!

- nyahahaha..



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NGSB

Inamaw...


B: huhuhu..

G: nanu ka?

B: wa pa jud koi gf..

G: weh!? atik sad ka dah!

B: lagi! huhuhu.. number of B's gurlfriends: ZERO!

G: ngee.. c *name of B's ex`gf* diay?

B: aie.. ex naman tu. d man counted ang mga ex!


~ butangi! ana diay nah? XD


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Gib tsans!

Mga babae, ga`chika about "lovelife" [kunohai]..


G1: Den, mao daun to. Nangutana xa if naa na ba daw koi g`sugot sa ako mga suitors.

G2&&G3: Unya? Niunsa man ka? blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com

G1: Ana ko wala pa.

G2&&G3: Daun?blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com

G1: Daun ana siya, yes! Naa pa diay koi tsanch!

G2&&G3: TSANCH!?! blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com



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KA`LIBON`NAN

Binogo nga storya..


M: Dugai na diay kaau mo gapuyo ngara?

K: Ou.

N: Ou! Dugai na! Kalibunan pa na dra, ara na cla gapuyo!

Y: Wa ka mahadlok?? Mag`lakaw`lakaw ka ngadtu... Ka`libunan.... Daghan kaayo ug libon.



~ the end. blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com

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TINA`I vs BITUKA

Sa barbecuehan...


AYA : palihug ko kuhag isa ka tinai bi. *nagkuha tinai*

Honey : tinai diay na?

AYA : ou, unsa man diay ni?

Honey : bituka.

AYA : *nagpalaban* HALA!! HALA!!! TINA! Lahi ra diay nang tinai ug bituka??

Tina : ou uie.

AYA : HA!? kai nanu man daw bi! unsa man ilang kalahian?

Tina : ang tinai naa sa tiyan.

AYA : tiyan?? unya ang bituka??

Tina : naa dri. *points tilaok*

AYA : a*ai! utro pud!! XD


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SAPA

I`tago na tu sa pangan nga "Homer".

Gipangutana siya nganong niuna siya ug uli. Wa siya mutiwas sa camping.


Q: Ngano mang niuli ka?

Homer: Kalibangon naman kaayo ko.

Q: Wa diay kuno ka malibang sa sapa sauna sa inuha?

Homer: Malibang.

Q: Unya ngano mang wa ka malibang sa kilid`kilid?

Homer: Kay wala mai sapa ngadto.


~ awh. sakto sad XD

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