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- maranatha: *wave wand and transforms juba to a frog*
- maranatha: ahahaha
- janno: juba dreaming about aya
- aya: choose your weapon na
- renz: aya is the princess
- maranatha: and then we all run
- maranatha: and *scream*
- juba: aya hunting juba the frog
- maranatha: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- maranatha: run
- maranatha: run
- maranatha: run
- janno: waaaa
- vince: juba need a kiss in order to go back in his original state..
- maranatha: phant* phant
- janno: what's that?
- vince: needs
- maranatha: montster
- aya: jan kissed the frog
- maranatha: monster*
- maranatha: monster frog
- maranatha: hahaha
- renz: hop juba the frog
- juba: jan missed
- vince: bwahahah juba is evolving
- janno: i choose you
- juba: juba kept hopping away from aya
- jan: frog dispersed and transformed to a magical dragon
- renz: into a beautiful swan
- maranatha: into a super natural in natural frog
- maranatha: hahaha
- jan: ahahah
- maranatha: swan na di
- janno: the ugly frog
- vince: dragon with a height of 3inches.. #baby dragon
- renz: juba saying "i'm a beautiful swan"
- vince: hahaha
- janno: *actions by nad
- maranatha: *claps*
- renz: tsk tsk
- juba: renz controlling juba
- renz: cool
- jan: juba confused swan with dragon
- janno: he becomes swagon
- jan: while watching hes reflection at the pond
- neil brian: juba says: look at me ma... imma gorgeous!!
- maranatha: like swag - on ?
- maranatha: oh my.. put the swag on
- maranatha: hahaha
- juba: juba trying to get out of the puppet spell
- janno: swan+dragon
- juba: still trying..
- maranatha: fairy added another spell to juba **
- renz: (+) swag
- juba: juba shouted 'someone cast reflect magic on me!'
- renz: swan+dragon+rappiest
- maranatha: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gctjx6cvcxqpccphml17oyuxhefykuubfgwccvq15wpzqwx6ejofqg
- vince: suddenly wild pokemon appears..
- maranatha: juba
- janno: wild juba appears
- juba: wild juba turns back and attacked aya the hunter
- maranatha: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gcsmwuj0jdocqoy9m_nilccoxq1wc0pbapkz5nc-mxol3apwdmgk
- jan: wild juba used tongue whip!
- jan: super effective!
- maranatha: jubas only language is .. juba juba juba
- maranatha: a frog like sound
- maranatha: juba
- maranatha: juba
- maranatha: juba
- jan: juba is evovling
- jan: evolving*
- maranatha: into a jubalvosor?
- jan: jubakabra
- juba: jubakabra.. http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pavel-eyes-black.jpg
- janno: jubachu
- maranatha: ka hadlok
- maranatha: o_0
- ronald: juba man
- aya: a wild ronald appears
- neil brian: abilities: tongue whip - very effective on wet areas.
- maranatha: juba chu chu
- maranatha: juba use tongue whip
- maranatha: ahahaha
- renz: ewww
- juba: *looking for a wet area*
- maranatha: founds the bathroom
- maranatha: hahaha
- aya: haahahha
- jan: jubas 2nd ability: bush dive
- ronald: then juba twisted his tongue around my balls
- renz: http://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=5ly3-bm7ydwoom&tbnid=oj0nzesatqehwm:&ved=0cagqjrwwaa&url=http%3a%2f%2fdepositphotos.com%2f2338727%2fstock-illustration-caution---wet-floor-sign.html&ei=aa4quavxe8j5rae3uohgaq&psig=afqjcnfu-e3hav-s12qqjteoc1m1byvozg&ust=1360134121349117
- jan: its a trap no
- vince: no it's a trap
- jan: jubas 3rd skill passive : swagon
- neil brian: ability: bush dive - weak on hard materials, very strong against dark areas
- juba: *juba squints at nad disguised as aya*
- jan: jubas super skill : rage tongue whip!!!!!!!!
- maranatha: go nad.. use disguise ability
- juba: 1st skill + 2nd skill + super skill combo
- janno: jubans ulti: scandal skill
- maranatha: wiiiiickkeeeddd sick!!
- renz: cool
- vince: mamama!... monster face!...
- jan: hahaha
- vince: bwahahah
- maranatha: hahahahahahahahah
- renz: rage tongue whip + snow bear candy = cool
- juba: juba is owning!!!
- neil brian: ability: rage tongue whip - a combo ability with splash damage to all wet areas in the area with an accelerated speed of 77/whips/sec (juba speed). may cause maime to the target.
- ronald: tongue whip with critical
- maranatha: weakness?
- maranatha: ahahaha
- ronald: critical hits
- renz: no time for enemy to gasp for air
- vince: weakness?? wife.. bwahaha
- neil brian: hahahaha
- jan: weak against light
- jan: hahaha
- jan: weak against little childrean that looks like huba
- jan: juba*
- vince: hahaha
- neil brian: super weak on wife w/ kids
- juba: juba doesn't have that much wife weakness because he use other debuffs most of the time in pvp..
- renz: weakness: spoiled coconut
- vince: printscreen hahahaha
- juba: juba can also lure the likes of aya
- maranatha: hahahahaahaha
- maranatha: print screen
- maranatha: send to wife's email
- maranatha: hahaaha
- renz: it's a myth
- jan: online much jeff?
- jan: hahaha
- jan: i mean mmorpg
- neil brian: juba hidden skill: amalayer
- maranatha: amasave?
- juba: much poker online
- juba: *likes poking*
- vince: ok guys!.. lets go back to the scene.. hehehe
- jan: on going topic: the adventure of juba the magical swagon
- neil brian: nice 1 juba
- maranatha: hahahahahha
- neil brian: * background music playing*
- maranatha: the natural magical swagon
- vince: juba is fainted
- maranatha: ten tede ten te de ten
- vince: go to the nearest pokecenter.. hahha
- janno: is like a pokemon? or what?
- maranatha: poke center is close
- renz: the adventures of tintin
- juba: *newest odusee online product - juba the magical swagon*
- janno: so juba has a trainer?
- renz: zing
- maranatha: bad luck juba
- renz: juba and aya the pokemon master zinged
- juba: one can zing once in a lifetime
- jan: jubas trainer is......jessa
- renz: good for you juba
- aya: hotel transylvania
- renz: ahahaha
- jan: jessa is confused. "why is the pokecenter closed? darn it!"
- jan: jessa yelled at huba
- jan: juba*
- juba: *juba continues poking at jessa*
- neil brian: one can zing once in a lifetime --> up on this
- janno: juba sees nurse joy *pokes nurse joy
- jan: tips: use darnit or desu to make it sound so anime-ish
- juba: jessa exclaimed 'hey don't poke me on my wet area'
- neil brian: poke-desu??
- jan: "ju ba ju ba juuuuuu baaaa!!!"
- maranatha: nurse joy : "i'm sorry jessa the pokecenter is closed today because its holiday"
- janno: darn it juba, why you always do that
- neil brian: its juba day!!
- jan: jesse: "i see. it seems we should go to the other village desu!"
- maranatha: "ju ju ba"
- vince: other village is million miles away from here.
- maranatha: "ju ju ba"
- neil brian: jessa: i gues we have to rest for the night desu..
- jan: what jess didnt know that juba was a flying type pokemon.
- janno: jessa optimistic *a journey to million miles away starts from a single step* starts walking
- renz: swan+dragon
- vince: nurse joy: good thing i have magic pupu.; (revives 50mx points)
- jan: juba showed his wings and flew away. "this is so awesome desu!" jess screamed at the sky
- neil brian: and start singing.. jubabababababa
- juba: juba thought: 'forget the village, jessa has a million smiles '
- vince: nurse joy: wait!.. don't forget your magic pupu
- renz: lightning suddenly appears
- janno: bad luck juba starts flying. *meets thunderstorms
- vince: nurse joy throws the magic pupu, and accidentally blind juba..
- renz: lightning mcqueen
- vince: *blinded
- neil brian: thunderstorm seen juba coming.. let him pass
- maranatha: sings again.. jubabababababa
- vince: juba crashes into a small island..
- renz: jubabababababa
- neil brian: jubabababababababa
- maranatha: juba juba baba juba juba baba
- renz: a living island
- jan: island full of beautiful juba females
- juba: juba got confused
- vince: juba: omg can this be real???
- renz: and full of meerkats
- juba: juba females got no wet areas
- maranatha: and juba woke up
- maranatha: bad luck juba
- maranatha: hahaah
- neil brian: correction: a living island "once", before juba crashed and killed it
- renz: juba females are femalicious
- juba: juba's series of unfortunate bad lucks
- vince: hahaha
- janno: the jubasaster
- jan: the jubaccident
- juba: jubhub
- neil brian: juba drink jubapapi to cheer him up
- juba: juba rides jubabus
- renz: jubjuban time
- maranatha: jubapapi? ahahah
- maranatha: papi neil?
- juba: relatives
- neil brian: jubapapi - competitor of lactopapi
- maranatha: hahahahaah
- maranatha: go neilopacstator.. use ur magical hands
- juba: jubapapi - you son of a jubadog
- janno: more like neilpastor?
- maranatha: sa wa pa ni evolve
- neil brian: neilopacstator too timid to move.. sleep
- maranatha: hahaha
- maranatha: lightning strices neilopacstator
- maranatha: strikes*
- maranatha: hahaha
- maranatha: lol
- jan: riding his neilocopter
- neil brian: scratches stomach.
- neil brian: sleeps again..
- jan: snorlax?
- jan: ahaha
- renz: he's a demigod u know
- juba: something stars moving under neilopaster
- neil brian: neilopastor wakes up - alarmed
- renz: neilujuban
- juba: aya squeezed out under neilopastor's stomach
- renz: pressed the snooze button
- maranatha: *jiggly puff**singing*
- maranatha: la la la la
- juba: snooze did not stop
- maranatha: and everyone sleeps again
- maranatha: ahahaha
- maranatha: draw*
- renz: naaah
- neil brian: jubabababababa
- maranatha: they all woke up with many suwat on their mga nawong
- maranatha: hahahah
- maranatha: is this the start of aya and juba's blooming love?
- renz: ohhh jiggly did it again
- maranatha: hahaahah
- juba: renz pressed the snooze again
- renz: zzzzzzzzz
- aya: the start of what!?
- maranatha: blooming love
- maranatha: larve
- renz: and they live happily ever after
- neil brian: boom!
- maranatha: the end
- maranatha: haahha
- janno: the end
- renz: nyahahah
- neil brian: even after they live happily
- aya: ngeee
- janno: jubaya love story
- maranatha: ever after
- juba: the only movie that made to the oscars!
- maranatha: the end
- janno: <3 li="">
- maranatha: wow
- maranatha: the end
- neil brian: the adventure of jubaya love story
- jan: jubaya love story
- janno: the end *everyone agrees
- maranatha: and banned to asian countries
- juba: with the blessing of neilopastor
- renz: b-)
- jan: encore guy encores!!!!
- janno: wooooh
- maranatha: hahaha
- maranatha: banned by the church
- aya: worst story in history
- juba: 1m hits in youtube
- neil brian: it's a great day
- ronald: what's the meaning of encore?
- janno: moral lesson: it does'nt matter how you start.
- renz: jubajuba
- jan: lesson: it always matter at the end
- neil brian: jubababababa
- juba: lesson: love is lust in disguise
- renz: jubaba
=============== commercial / episode break ===========================
- ronald: next story..
- ronald: the book of juba
- neil brian: lesson: juba is not juba without aya
- jan: nadaya adventures
- ronald: nice
- ronald: bring it on jan
- aya: storytelling
- janno: the nadaya chronicles
- renz: encore
- juba: 2nd book on the trilogy of juba
- aya: nad's amazing stories
- jan: the chronicles of nadaya
- neil brian: the fellowship of nadaya
- aya: :|
- aya: is there any story without 'aya' in it
- renz: the chronicles of nadaya
- janno: will juba be on the story?
- janno: aya, aya everywhere
- renz: the chronicles of nadjessa
- juba: sure aya i'll be on your story alweyz
- aya: amaw
- jan: yes juba will always be in the story
- neil brian: the chronicles of without aya in it?
- janno: ok lets start
- janno: who's the narrator?
- jan: the end* everyone agrees
- janno: not yet!
- juba: without aya, juba doesn't exist
- janno: boo!
- jan: hahaha
=============== commercial / episode break ===========================
- aya: one day, nad was on his way to saranggani
- janno: aya is light to juba's darkness
- juba: no wet area.. no juba
- janno: no juba diving
- neil brian: ohhh... saranggani
- janno: when a wild juba appears
- aya: he then heard that there's a rainforest colder than antarctica somewhere beyond three mountains
- neil brian: ooohhhh.. mountains.. juba loves mountains
- aya: it would take him 1month to reach the place.
- jan: and that was the beginning of their adventures
- juba: 2 mountains and a dark forest in the southern area
- aya: he started his journey. then a wild juba appears
- jan: juba used tongue whip!
- neil brian: on the cave between the mountains
- jan: super effective!
- janno: nad used rock shield
- renz: and "baging" jumping from the edge of a waterfall
- aya: nad used demi-god neil
- juba: juba continue with the tongue whip heading south
- jan: nad summoned demigod neil
- neil brian: you summoned me mortal?? -demigod
- janno: demi god neil: "searing arrows <3 li="">
- neil brian: pew pew pew
- neil brian: hahahaah
- jan: demi god neil => http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4knce5okb7k/trqvwihktpi/aaaaaaaacdu/wcltorpr3ic/s1600/zeus.jpg
- janno: searing arrow skill: missed
- juba: neil trying to stop juba heading south still with the tongue whip
- juba: aya getting excited
- maranatha: pew
- maranatha: pew
- maranatha: pew
- neil brian: demigod casts locusts swarm on juba
- janno: juba used 2nd skill
- janno: *forgets 2nd skill
- ronald: neil exposed his lightning nipples
- neil brian: not effective
- juba: demigod needs to reach the temporary level cap of 30.
- vince: neil used wife illustion... juba(super weak)
- jan: short of electricity must buy new batteries
- maranatha: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gctmlbum6ja1gzd6xpboym5mwwlrhxat-vkeybkeasf3xabdn1gi
- maranatha: charged
- maranatha: hahaha
- janno: *motolite battery
- neil brian: demigod goes to petron station for a jump start
- maranatha: ni charge naman
- maranatha: awa gud ang image
- neil brian: demigod checked his batteries - made in china
- maranatha: hahaha
- janno: demigod: darn-it
- jan: correction
- jan: demigod: darn-it desu!!!
- ronald: cueshe again?
- vince: nad confused...
- renz: nad's weakness
- janno: nad in rage
- juba: nad remembered 'juba was very epic for negating wife illusions due to his spammable, high-damage aoe though6
- vince: by the cueshe blast.///
- jan: demigod is confused. asked himself "what is this music desu?""
- jan: "its so beautiful desu!!!!!" @.@
- janno: nad gets off his chair and change the station
- juba: juba continues the search for the wet area bound south
- jan: one the other part of the adventure juba search for the wet area bound south
- neil brian: cueshe cast sleep to jigglypuff - super effective
- ronald: then juba saw a 40-feet crocodile
- aya: it's lulung's father!
- aya: omg!
- janno: so many feet
- neil brian: oh good.. dinner - juba
- juba: juba thought again 'darn is nad using the aya disguise spell again?'
- maranatha: the end
- maranatha: hahaha
- maranatha: juba died
- maranatha: the end
- maranatha: ahahah
- ronald: then the 40-feet crocodile ran away
- jan: on the other part of the adventure
- janno: aya is preparing for the coming of nad
- jan: hahaha
- jan: "nad are you coming desu?"
- neil brian: meanwhile, on the north part of the island machacon's village.. jan was searching for the lost dragon ball
- jan: aya asked
- aya: aya was selling cupcakes.
- janno: with the help of renz and janno
- jan: haha
- ronald: then juba gargle the cupcakes
- vince: hahaha
- janno: haha
- renz: then nad came
- aya: the cupcakes contain poison
- vince: juba died///
- vince: the end
- janno: juba drinks poison
- vince: hahaha lols
- janno: juba grew stronger
- janno: aya thought juba died
- ronald: but juba is a robot
- vince: part2
- neil brian: juba has the phoenix amulet - resurrected
- jan: hahaha
- janno: he killed roshan
- aya: aliens arrived
- aya: aliens abducted juba for experiment
- janno: i mean roshan gave him the aegis of immortal
- juba: aya undressed juba
- renz: aliens upgraded his tongue whip
- janno: *sorry
- renz: it is 100000000000x faster
- janno: *too bad aya is wearing many layers of dress
- ronald: after the experiment, they discovered the 2ft. ****
- neil brian: upgrades: excessive lubrication on tongue
- jan: into super omega giganto tongue whipppoooooooooooooooo
- aya: the aliens killed juba before it lays eggs
- renz: alien technology!
- aya: juba died
- renz: take my money alien
- janno: but juba's eggs revived him
- ronald: then juba went to hell
- juba: this is where his signature ability comes in: reincarnation. as long as reincarnation is ready and juba has enough mana, he will revive where he fell after a few seconds at full strength.
- maranatha: jubas eggs? picolo?
- ronald: juba met evil aya
- janno: and met his long time friend satan
- maranatha: ahahahahahha
- renz: nad summoned the giant cyclopes.
- neil brian: but devil was too afraid - sent juba back to earth
- vince: about 10 ft tall
- aya: satan doesn't like juba
- janno: only demigod neil isnt afraid of juba
- aya: so satan killed him
- aya: juba died
- janno: juba did not die
- janno: satan commit suicide
- ronald: juba is immortal
- jan: juba killed satan
- neil brian: satan became saint after killing juba
- jan: became god of hello
=============== commercial / episode break ===========================
- ronald: juba became a villager
- neil brian: a village was named after juba
- ronald: juba lives in a toog tree
- renz: hell is afraid of juba as well as heaven so he came to life for the i dont know how many times already
- janno: ^it is because of the dragon balls
- juba: reincarnation makes the juba very difficult to kill, since one essentially have to kill him twice.
- renz: dragon got balls?
- vince: juba is hungry..
- aya: juba ate the cupcakes aya was selling
- renz: 4:00pm
- vince: 5 min to go before break
- aya: the cupcakes has poison
- juba: aya ran out of cupcakes
- ronald: then renz gargle the balls
- jan: hahaha
- janno: the poisoned cupcakes
- jan: the ball of fury
- janno: loop
- aya: dejavu
- jan: the balls of fury
- juba: renz 1st skill = ball gargling
- neil brian: 5 minutes before aya's cupcakes become poisonless
- aya: but aya baked new cupcakes
- neil brian: 2nd skill - saliva touching
- aya: with poison
- janno: renz: yummy yet satisfying
- renz: renz got proxy named aya
- jan: 3rd skill passive : mug.ot face
- vince: poison with spell deactivation: (can deactivate juba immortality spell)
- janno: pokedex: renz ulti unknown
- janno: renz upgraded 3rd skill
- janno: juba is scared
- renz: the mystery of renz
- juba: man with the iron tongue
- vince: renz is the chosen one..
- janno: renz used mug-ot face on aya. *renz smiled :)
- jan: hahaha
- renz: they zinged
- vince: renz shocked for the unxpected revelation.
- neil brian: renz is not chosen.. he choose!
- renz: zing zing zing
- jan: renz used mug-ot face on aya
- jan: not effective
- jan: renz confused and slowly smiled
- juba: aya got no balls
- aya: and then juba died
- janno: to upgrade renz 3rd skill
- janno: use shades
- ronald: renz vs juba
- jan: renz used shades
- renz: from hot scorching 3rd skill of juba
- ronald: renz infinite sadness and melancholy vs jubas tongue whip
- jan: fell asleep
- jan: super emo renz
- janno: neil used demigod lightning nips
- neil brian: and britney spears start singing
- juba: aya sings 'sometimes i run.. sometimes i'm scare of you.. ' to renz
- ronald: juba grind his toungue to renz
- renz: then from no where. mary showed renz the light. light to everlasting happines
- ronald: but renz is pwoerful
- aya: :|
- aya: awkward
- neil brian: lightning nips fizzled and did nothing.. demigod died of humiliation
- renz: :^0
- janno: but renz was blind
- janno: he didn't see the light
- jan: whos mary?
- renz: mary magadalene
- juba: bloody mary
- renz: *magdalene
- ronald: renz is unbeatable
- janno: also juba
- renz: nad is lonely
- janno: the battle of unbeatable
- ronald: happiness vs sadness
- neil brian: janno the samurai challenge renz
- juba: nad can only use tae-jutsu
- janno: aya's cupcakes didn't get their attention. *flies away
- renz: turns on the internet. visits chaturbate, selects male category. nad is happy now. break time
- janno: the samurai breaks
- ronald: then again renz gargle his own face
- aya: to be continued..
=============== commercial / episode break ===========================
- renz: nad gargled his fap after watching gay porn
- juba: renz gained 15% of attack damage
- ronald: then aya chose renz over the cute and good-looking guy
- jan: nad watched gay porn just to overcome his loneliness
- janno: and gained god strength
- neil brian: gay porn died
- jan: hahaha
- neil brian: so sad
- renz: swallowed it and impregnated his own sibbling to himself.
- janno: stronger than our demi god
- renz: nad is an allien
- janno: its the end neil
- ronald: juba died
- juba: aya: itchy back nad: broke back
- neil brian: demigod curse nad.
- jan: it was not effective
- janno: demigod neil no challenge
- aya: school life na sad atu theme
- jan: and poof it became kokokrunch!
- maranatha: ahaha
=============== commercial / episode break ===========================
- renz: first day sa school junior high
- janno: juba came to school and met aya
- aya: then juba died
- juba: where is your first crush now aya?
- janno: but death itself is feared by the word juba
- janno: so death died
- maranatha: the end
- juba: aya got devastated
- ronald: when i met aya
- juba: in bikini
- jan: juba was new in school. he has no friends at first. and was annoyed by the people around him. so he was alone went on the roof to watch the good view of the city he stayed.
- maranatha: and a plane crashed on the roof
- maranatha: and juba died
- maranatha: the end
- ronald: then suddenyl,.......
- aya: hahahaha
- jan: random plane passed by and crashed
- janno: renz met with juba
- janno: with dagger looks
- ronald: in hell
- juba: aya was old in school. she had a lot of friends. and was not annoyed by the people around her. so she went on the roof with everyone to watch the good view of juba watching the good view of the city.
- janno: starts the meeting of the legendary students
- jan: hahaha
- janno: they met aya at the school
- janno: canteen selling cupcakes
- maranatha: very sweet cupcakes
- aya: with no poison
- maranatha: with choco sprinkles on top
- maranatha: and marshmallows
- jan: juba cant stop looking at aya. "omg shes so kawaiii desu!!!"
- janno: but very expensive
- maranatha: with chewy choco melt on the center
- jan: juba mentally talked to himself
- juba: and very wet
- janno: students cannot afford
- janno: so no one buys her product
- janno: *flies away
- juba: except juba
- maranatha: it's worth 1month of the students allowance
- jan: and then she got mad at everyone
- jan: start killing the students
- ronald: then juba butchered the cupcakes of aya
- jan: because of her anger she blocked out
- maranatha: "nganu di mo mu palit ug akong cupcake" aya shouted
- janno: but renz saved aya's cupcakes
- jan: correction
- jan: "nganu di mo mu palit ug akong cupcake desu!!!!!!!!" aya shouted
- maranatha: *catches every cupcake*
- maranatha: ahh
- maranatha: ahahha desu
- janno: aya has a million cupcakes to sell
- janno: renz catches it all
- juba: including aya
- maranatha: and juba ate them all
- juba: including aya
- janno: without paying
- janno: renz looked at juba with dagger looks again
- maranatha: and juba got stomach ache
- janno: his looks says it all
- janno: "say blema bai?!!!!!!!"
- aya: the cupcakes have bedbugs in them
- janno: cupbugs
- maranatha: correction "say blema bai desu?!!!!"
- ronald: then aya cried while trapped in juba's throat
- maranatha: ahahahah
- aya: ha?
- aya: awh
- aya: ha desu?
- janno: juba gargled aya
- juba: aya loved being gargled
- maranatha: hahaahhhh
- aya: juba thought it was aya
- aya: but it was actually renz
- maranatha: ahahahahahahahahahhaha
- maranatha: and then
- neil brian: aya: juba, you're the best gargler ever!
- janno: that escalated quickly
- juba: aya wanted a quickie
- janno: but she was slow
- ronald: then renz point his finger to his anus and put it thoroughly to his mouth
- neil brian: toooo slow
- maranatha: quickly tag 70 pesos
- maranatha: ahaahha
- maranatha: choco loco
- janno: s
- janno: l
- janno: o
- janno: w
- maranatha: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- juba: renz is doing 2 girls 1 cup solo
- maranatha: ang salidang po ito ay rated s p g desu
- maranatha: hahaah
- janno: mm shouted at them. mm: " waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
- ronald: then jan came
- juba: runnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!
- aya: renz is actually doing the 2 girls 1 cup with juba
- maranatha: ahaha
- juba: aya turned into a cup
- aya: cake
- janno: jan said: "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
- juba: juba starts to gargle the cup which is aya
- ronald: then em2x said.. jan i miss u
- juba: i miss u always too.. replied jan
- janno: jan said: thank you
- ronald: then jan took a bath and sang a song
- juba: jan and mm do a 2 girls with 1 cup without a cup
- aya: have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
- aya: said jan
- juba: aya is the wolf and jeff is the moon
- janno: while singing the song
- renz: \\192.168.2.10\public share\jan\nadaya.jpg
- jan: correction
- aya: hahahahahaha
- jan: "have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon desu"
- janno: hahaha
- neil brian: correction: "hahaha desu"
- janno: correction desu
- jan: hahaha
- jan: and then
- jan: the wolf cried to the blue corn moon
- janno: and after he sang the song
- janno: continues to bath
- jan: with no idea why he sang the song
- jan: "so weird desu!"
- ronald: while holding his balls he sangs i got a crush on you by aaron carter
- neil brian: but sang anyway
- ronald: sang*
- jan: singing the song while staring at nad outside the bathroom
- jan: nad said "stop it this is so gay desu(blushes)"
- neil brian: this brought us to the next episode: the peeping nad
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- janno: nad was amazed by jan's voice
- janno: he bathed with him
- neil brian: mesmerize desu!
- ronald: then jan gargle my balls
- jan: while nad gargle jans balls
- jan: together they gargle
- jan: with happiness
- ronald: with feelings
- neil brian: the feeling was mutual
- juba: jannald
- maranatha: haahahahahahahah
- janno: they started gargling
- jan: then aya came in side the bathroom
- jan: and was shocked
- janno: everyday and everynight
- jan: inside*
- janno: aya came inside the bathroom
- janno: to sell cupcakes
- juba: aya kept coming
- jan: hahah
- renz: every night
- ronald: the 4 balls became time machines... jan chose nad's right ball
- janno: no one noticed aya
- jan: making a mess in the room
- neil brian: aya: cupcakes sir?
- janno: *flies away
- aya: nothing to do here
- jan: squirting left and right
- jan: "this has to stop desu!!(blushes)" aya said
- renz: squirtle
- ronald: the two guys were not easy guys.. so they left aya
- renz: i choose you
- jan: "what wrong with me desu" aya asked herself
- jan: whats*
- janno: no one wants me in here
- janno: *sobs
- renz: desu
- jan: came and squirt anyways
- renz: hahaha
- jan: squirts*
- neil brian: jannald squirting http://www.tcls.com/stories/squid1-4.jpg
- renz: in any ways
- janno: they are squirting
- janno: more ways than one
- jan: and squirting
- renz: squirtle http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gcqtldrxad9npm_p-a0cdhgampssourrkgz9m0zylqqlzgsrdxvmbg
- janno: *loop squirt*
- ronald: loop climax
- aya: ding dong
- renz: marian
- aya: the school bell rang
- jan: and then this song played while they were squirting
- janno: the janitor came to the bathroom
- ronald: named janno
- aya: jannotor
- janno: janitor: guys, you got to stop
- jan: the three of them cant stop squirting they started life of the universe
- ronald: until....
- janno: ...
- juba: big bang theory was invented
- jan: and batman appeared
- renz: ... infinity begins
- neil brian: janitor: guys, you got to stop ........................................ unless if you include me
- neil brian: and so was the evolution of man
- janno: jan and nad wants more
- janno: so they include the
- janno: mop
- juba: i'm the mop i'm the mop i'm the mop
- jan: the three of them was wondering why batman visited them
- neil brian: the mop runnnn
- squirt: swiper no squirting
- janno: ruunnn
- janno: oh renz!
- jan: and batman said "you wanna know why? coz im jubanman desu!!"
- ronald: due to pressure , the janitor swam straight to the bowl
- aya: he was flushed
- ronald: and jubas died..
- juba: with aya's wetness
- janno: *janitor exits
- ronald: he met renz in the safetic tank
- jan: eating his own shit
- janno: its okay
- squirt: the safest thingk in the universe
- janno: because its safe
- squirt: *tank
- juba: safe shit
- squirt: ya right safe shit\
- ronald: then he met safwtic girl
- squirt: and juba died
- squirt: and he came to life from his ashes...
- juba: like a phoenix
- squirt: aya: phoenix she said
- juba: aya: i'm coming
- squirt: aya: come with me phoenix.. i have my cupcakes
- squirt: tender cupcakes
- janno: phoenix juba: cum, fly with me.
- juba: cupcakes with nips
- squirt: obvious naman au na jan-oh
- janno: *come
- janno: my bad
- janno: :/
- squirt: ur bad
- janno: sorry squirt
- squirt: aya disappeared.
- aya: the zombies arrived
- squirt: with ronald
- janno: ronald the zombie
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- juba: in another dimension, juba licks on the nips of aya's cupcakes
- janno: an intelligent zombie indeed
- janno: he made the humans the enemy
- aya: and then jan woke up
- squirt: in another dimension, juba died
- aya: everything was just a dream
- juba: an intelligent brainless zombie
- squirt: from his sleep
- juba: aya felt something wet
- aya: it's raining
- janno: *obsever: how come juba dies every story?
- jan: aya: "oh shit i peeped desu!!"
- squirt: coz juba died
- jan: correction
- jan: aya: "oh shit i pissed my pants desu!!"
- janno: juba answers: i did not die, the story died.
- jan: but she wasnt wearing any pants so she got confused again
- neil brian: in correction, juba died
- squirt: the story died with juba
- jan: juba will always be in our hearts
- jan: he will be missed
- janno: just like christmas
- jan: especially aya
- squirt: and in the safetic tank
- jan: and his wife and children
- ronald: hahah
- ronald: safetic girl
- juba: but aya's wetness kept getting juba back to life
- jan: haha
- jan: its like the source of the fountain of youth came from aya
- janno: *observers: so thats why juba never dies
- squirt: aya's wetness is water in juba's mouth
- jan: and it was so amazing she got wet so more
- jan: some more
- juba: if only aya stops coming
- janno: *observer: maybe because of the cupcake that caused her wetness?
- jan: i forgot to mention that the story was rated 18+
- squirt: and juba died.
- jan: kids cover your eyes
- juba: *the nips on the cupcakes triggers the wetness*
- jan: <= ok jesus
- jan: ok demigod neil
- aya: then everyone died
- aya: the end
- jan: apocalypse
- squirt: except juba
- jan: the end of days
- neil brian: noooooo.....
- ronald: then aya kissed both underarms of juba
- janno: juba killed apocalyps
- neil brian: curse you people!
- squirt: duba wondered earth alone
- janno: *apocalypse
- squirt: drinking his own wetness
- ronald: wetness of underarms
- squirt: his own fap milk
- janno: juba created and ark
- squirt: with all the zombies he could find
- janno: and ronald came
- squirt: then the great flood swallowed earth. demigod neil is responsible for that
- juba: ronald came like aya
- jan: demigod neils wetness was responsible of the great flood
- janno: demigod neil: i peed a lot. sorry
- squirt: ronald did not come for 2 years now
- janno: ronald let the years come to him
- maranatha: blessing from the demigod
- janno: and mm
- janno: being the only human survivor
- ronald: demi god brought jan to earth
- janno: they crossed path
- squirt: redhorse: i am responsible for neil's pee
- ronald: go to the world and multiply ...demi god said
- vince: squirt: but?? we're both man?? how can we multiply???
- janno: they ate the apple
- janno: the apple that juba offered to them.
- aya: they divide themselves into two
- squirt: .har
- squirt: gremlins: we multiply when get wet.
- janno: the existence of humans was possible through the efforts of
- neil brian: cookies
- ronald: jan offered the watermeleon instead of apple
- squirt: wetness
- juba: and nips of aya
- jan: and rainbows
- jan: that came from the nips
- aya: and m&m's
- squirt: hahahaha
- aya: and toblerones
- squirt: nice one jan
- ronald: mm ate the watermelon with feelings
- aya: the watermelon died
- janno: the feeling she had was so unbelievable
- janno: its something so beautiful
- squirt: the feeling is mutua;
- squirt: mutual
- neil brian: watermelon was super depress
- jan: and she was so amazed she so ayas cupcakes nip with rainbows
- jan: nips*
- jan: saw*
- janno: and the sadness was translated into renz
- ronald: jan brought mm to the kingdom of santan flower
- jan: and saw the santan king named nad
- neil brian: jan was allergic
- neil brian: to the king
- jan: got depressed
- jan: and died
- janno: aya' cupcakes was so delicious that she made the snake eat the cupcakes
- janno: the snake commit a sin
- jan: and transformed into janno
- neil brian: the snake evolve
- ronald: then aya gargle the snake with feelings
- juba: aya got choked
- janno: juba was jealous that he gargled aya
- juba: aya is enjoying juba's gargle
- ronald: snake evolved to juba
- juba: aya bit the snake
- janno: later did he know the wetness secret
- ronald: then aya died
- juba: but the chicken was on fire.. and aya resurrected
- neil brian: the snake spit poison
- ronald: aya became a grass
- neil brian: the chicken is now staying at kenny rogers
- janno: a beautiful grass
- ronald: then renz the goat ate aya
- juba: aya changed from a grass into a weed
- neil brian: grass with full of cupcakes
- ronald: juba doped
- janno: the goat is high
- jan: starts singing
- janno: chester enterprises
- neil brian: goat's high is not high enough for juba
- ronald: then aya met chester
- ronald: chester introduced juba to aya
- juba: aya stared higher
- janno: she got to believed in magic
- janno: in order for her to have high sales in cupcakes
- juba: aya then looked at juba's lips
- janno: staring at it
- ronald: and aya died
- janno: juba's lips is poisonous
- neil brian: just by looking
- juba: lip's death stare
- neil brian: stone gaze
- squirt: encore
=============== commercial / episode break ===========================
- aya: aya woke up
- jan: and became a princess
- aya: it was the worst dream of her life
- janno: in nad's lap
- jan: while nad was smiling
- juba: how can she die while staring at juba's lips?
- aya: aya finds it creepy
- jan: nad just keeps on staring at her
- juba: and longed for a juba kiss
- janno: nad: goodmorning beautiful angel
- jan: with the creepy smile on his face
- aya: aya got mad because nad called her with some other name
- juba: aya: *can't hear anything*
- jan: aya was deaf
- jan: why?
- ronald: hahahaa
- jan: i dunno
- jan: because thats the story
- jan: continue..
- janno: no one oppose
- aya: aya was looking for cure for the deafness
- juba: she's deaf not blind
- ronald: because cupcakes transferred to her ears
- janno: she seek demigod neil for the cure
- jan: and she kneeled and prayed to demigod
- aya: she asked the knights of the castle to hunt demigod neil
- janno: demigod neil hunted the knights
- jan: story loop hole
- ronald: kinghts with motorbike
- jan: and the knight name pocherorider
- jan: named
- jan: magically appeared
- janno: #pocherorider
- jan: with his motorbike
- jan: "omg hes so kawaiii desu again desu!!!" aya yelled
- janno: the only knight that hunted demigod neil
- jan: while pointing at pocherorider
- janno: #pocherorider
- juba: pocherorider: aya, you need a juba antidote
- aya: aya did not hear anything
- janno: *aya is deaf
- aya: she was deaf
- aya: heller
- janno: so juba did a hand signal
- janno: later did he know aya is blind
- aya: but the truth is, aya is not blind. she just can't see juba
- squirt: hearing aid: use me aya
- aya: juba is a ghost
- juba: so juba touched aya's nips
- janno: a ghost of the past story
- squirt: ghostrider
- aya: aya can't hear the hearing aid
- aya: juba cannot touch anything
- aya: because he is a ghost
- squirt: broom broom
- janno: in ghost form, juba did what he does best
- jan: (nips the chocolate that makes kids imagine choco rainbows)
- squirt: everthing she touch turns to gold
- jan: she touched herself
- janno: peeping
- juba: ohh
- juba: aya kept touching herself
- squirt: cannot cast spell to herself
- neil brian: she turned to gold
- juba: aya was shocked
- squirt: after touching herself
- aya: aya woke up again
- squirt: aya: this is good
- janno: vince immediately sell aya to the pawnshop
- aya: it was another nightmare
- juba: aya felt good about her dream touching herself
- squirt: and she heard a familiar voice
- vince: i would rather keep her than sell :p #boypickup
- janno: *observer: why is aya always sleeping?
- squirt: broom broom
- juba: but wait she's deaf
- maranatha: hahahaha vince the new pick up boy
- squirt: nice
- aya: :">
- janno: she cant hear a single dam* thing
- aya: aya continues to sell cupcakes
- juba: with nips
- janno: *cupcake loop enters*
- maranatha: and vince buy all the cupcakes
- juba: because the juba likes it
- maranatha: char
- vince: with vince.. :p
- squirt: juba died
- janno: aya's cupcakes are so sweet
- maranatha: vinaya na
- janno: juba buys all of it
- squirt: especially the nips
- juba: even in death
- maranatha: ahhw*
- maranatha: hahaah
- janno: dies because of diabetes
- squirt: scumbag nips
- maranatha: hahaahahahaha
- juba: juba died because aya's nips is so sweet
- aya: but it was actually nad's nips
- neil brian: juba lived a good life
- juba: so juba got resurrected
- squirt: what color is her nips?
- janno: in another dimension
- neil brian: cause of death: sweet cupcakes
- maranatha: sweet death
- vince: the end
- aya: and they all died happily ever after
- ronald: semi grayed nips
- janno: autopsy report: died because of choke
- janno: a small bone was discovered
- maranatha: ahahaah
- juba: a kryptonite bone
- neil brian: correction: wasn't just a bone.. a specific bone found only on men
- maranatha: and juba died
- janno: *the boner
- neil brian: yeah!!
- jan: together with the bone
- neil brian: bone in the wind!!
- jan: the bone on her that she loves
- juba: #ayawithamalebone
- ronald: #kiligtothebones
- janno: cupcake #pocheroflavor
- maranatha: #pocherobones
- aya: aya was actually a male
- maranatha: hahaah
- maranatha: a male from thailand
- ronald: then he met mario maurer of thailand
- ronald: but wait....
- aya: and poof! it became koko crunch
- ronald: jan is that u .. aya choked...
- jan: to death
- jan: jan cried
- neil brian: with no chance of resurecting
- jan: nooooooooooooo he screamed
- neil brian: cried wolf
- janno: #mariomaurerngpinas
- jan: damn you mario maurer desu!!!!!!!!!!!!! he screamed again
- maranatha: ahahaahha
- neil brian: mario maurer heard his scream
- jan: and thought
- neil brian: said, jan is that you?
- jan: "is this a duel desu?"
- neil brian: hahaha
- jan: a flash of light came down the sky
- janno: mario maurer: jan, my long lost twin
- jan: it was neil
- juba: no it's a plane
- janno: shining bright like a diamond
- jan: the demigod that doesnt do anything
- neil brian: bumbai na may diamond
- juba: no good god
- jan: "jan i came down from the heavens because i dont know im going up now buhbye desu!!" demigod neil said to jan
- janno: the end
- neil brian: demigod notice: do not use my name in vain
- jan: and demigod farted
- jan: "oops, im sorry desu"
- janno: *producer: we'll inform you next time
- neil brian: jan inhaled everything hoping to gain new life
- ronald: then mm came
- neil brian: singing..
- ronald: jan died
- maranatha: the end
- jan: with a tear in his eyes
- jan: that tear transformed into juba
- neil brian: jan: it was a good life
- maranatha: and then juba came
- maranatha: o_0
- juba: mm the story killer
- neil brian: jubabbabababa
- jan: jubababababa
- janno: juba revived from the depths of hell
- janno: and wrath of heaven
- jan: juba? juba? juba!!! juba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- neil brian: juba the grappler
- janno: and the purgatory that never accepted him
- juba: without a partner
- janno: came to life to find aya
- neil brian: aya was nowhere to find
- juba: aya was nowhere to be heard
- janno: this news saddened him
- janno: that he brought chaos to the world
- maranatha: the sadness makes him suffer and die
- aya: aya was actually just in the school canteen
- aya: selling cupcakes
- janno: the school was destroyed
- aya: she is now leaving peacefully that juba has finally died
- maranatha: and then.. aya met nad
- janno: upon hearing the news
- janno: that aya is alive
- aya: noooo
- aya: don't revive juba
- aya: xd
- juba: yess!!
- janno: juba ordered death to restore him
- aya: death is also deaf
- aya: death can't hear juba's orders
- janno: but the request was denied
- juba: aya is death herself
- maranatha: so juba gave death a hand signal
- maranatha: ahahhaaha
- aya: death is also blind
- aya: death is dead
=============== commercial / episode break ===========================
- janno: so juba requested death to kill aya
- juba: so juba touched aya's nips
- janno: in the afterlife they met
- aya: aya did not die yet
- aya: she is living a happy life
- juba: with juba in the afterlife
- aya: selling
- janno: cupcakes
- janno: cupcakes everywhere
- juba: and nips
- vince: cupcake was evolving!..??? omg
- janno: and vince came to the rescue
- janno: to save aya's cupcakes
- maranatha: ten tede ten tede ten
- maranatha: vince *put on mask*
- aya: vince is aya's suki sa cupcakes da
- vince: but he's out of time..
- maranatha: it's almost 12midnight
- janno: all vince wanted was to see aya
- maranatha: he would transform
- ronald: vince saved the cupcakes instead of aya
- maranatha: into
- maranatha: a
- vince: hahaha,,, cupcake was turn into _____???
- janno: that's why he always buy cupcakes from aya
- maranatha: into a huge juba
- maranatha: haahahah
- janno: vince and aya
- janno: life of cupcake
- janno: aya stopped the cupcakes' transformation
- janno: and saved her life from disaster
- ronald: but juba is unstoppable..
- janno: the legend says
- aya: so unstoppable
- aya: that he was thrown to mars
- janno: and mars throw him back
- janno: aya obtained an item
- ronald: if those nips exist.. juba will be resurrected again
- ronald: juba the nips sucker
- juba: rare nips of aya
- janno: the rarest item of all
- aya: aya learned spark
- juba: a spark of juba
- juba: aya offered her nips to juba for a spark of pleasure
- neil brian: juba got heart attack before he can even see the nips
- maranatha: and juba died again
- aya: the truth is
- maranatha: is that you klirin?
- aya: there was no nips
- maranatha: hahaha
- aya: it was all imaginary
- janno: coz aya is a male
- aya: and there was silence
- janno: the awkward silence
- neil brian: awkward silence, there is
- aya: then juba died
- aya: the end
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