Oblong Marbles

Yame nag`arrange sa iyahang mga oblong nga jolen..

Aya : *samok2* hala kuyawa gud ani, oblong man!

Yame : 24 na kabuok yellow. 24 kabuok green. 10 ka`orange. 5 ka light blue. and 3 ka dark blue. 24 times 2, 48. 58. 66.

Aya : *giuli ang jolen*

That's wut you get when you've got a geek as a sister. nyahahhaa

~ love you, yam! XD

LOVE and RELATIONSHIP

g`tag ra ni sa akoa sa fb. haha..
answeran lang nako :p
wai mag`buot.

this is gonna be interesting and funny XD (bantai lagi XD)

How old were you when you had your first relationship?

- days before i turn 17..

Are you taken/single?

- single and lovin' nyahahahahahah pero atik ra

How old were you when you had your first kiss?

- 19

Do you like anyone right now?

- anyMANY XD jk.

Ever had your heartbroken?

- uo :))

Miss anyone right now?

- ou..

Who was the last person you sent a text to?

- hb.

Last person to text you?

- bh. :)))

Last person you saw?

- sister

What was the last thing you said to someone?

- awh

Who do you trust the most in your life?

-GOD // i have teh same answer (:

Who do you love most?

- GOD, fam && friends

Ever been in love?

- uo.

Who has hurt you the most?

- awh.

Has a tragedy ever happened in your life?

- uo

Are you happy?

- why shouldn't i be?

How many good friends do you have?

- dghan.. and they're bad sad :)))

Are there some songs you cant listen to because they remind you of someone?

- maminaw man gyapon ko

Have you ever cheated on a partner?

- awh. iie. :p

Ever been cheated on?

- uo. i think. hahahaha

Ever been told someone loved you?

- lovED.

Ever told someone you loved them and meant it?

- lovES.

Not meant it?

- booger question

Ever had your heart broken?

- kaila kag balik2?

What is your idea of true love?

- wai hinihinging kapalit. tsar.

When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff?

- depends?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

- D JUD.

Why or why not?

- kai mao lang

Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love?

- uo

Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk?

- awh. idk.

Should people go to bars to find love?

- agoi. lahi makit`an XD

Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out?

- suma. tiguwang na cla.

Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts?

- nara na nila..

Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take?

- huh?

Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship?

- wazat?

Three-piece Advice

1. Don’t make decisions when you’re mad.
   Mag`mahai jud kag dako! As in DAKO! Kung ala ka sa mood, especially naglagot or gisapot ka, wala kas tarong na pag`hunahuna ana. Sipok daun. Awh unsa bah. Unya na lang pag`decide`decide diha. I`kaon na lang usa nah.
2. Be discreet.
   As much as possible, ayaw daun ipagsigawan kung naunsa ka. It’s okay to express yourself. It’s fine na mu`share ka sa lain. Pero kanang over na jud na murag ang tibuok kalibutan jd cguro imung g`balitaan kung naunsa ka diha, dili na sad na maayo. Timan`e. Not all of them actually cares. In the end, it results to bad impression.
3. Kung drama ra ni tanan, madaunan na lang unta ka!
   There’s nothing more “PISSful” than to hear your ka`dramahans unya dili diay tinuod! Maka`ingon man sad tag, mayta matinuod na lang aron pud tawn naai pulos ang imuhang pag`inOA diha. Asides from makakawat ug oras, makapa`sapot sad nuon usahai sa mga tao na ni`care jud unta. And maybe the next time nga tinuod na jud imung drama, dli na nuon sila mu`tuo or mu`hatag ug paki.

~ * NOTHING FOLLOWS * ~

jowk!

New dictionary

Taken from an SMS..

• ASPECT – pantusok sa ice
• BEEHIVE – pagpuyo
• CALCULATOR – tawagan tika unya
• CITY - bago mag`utso
• DEBUG – ang ipos
• DEDUCT – ang itik
• DEPOSIT – ang gripo
• DETAIL – ang ikog
• DEVASTATION – terminal sa bus
• EFFORT – landinganan sa efflane
• FORUMS – upat ka kwarto
• JULY – nangilad ka
• LITURGY – sunod sa litur F
• PERSUADING – unang kasal
• PREDICATE – buhian ang iring
• SHAMPOO – sunod sa #9
• STATUE – ikaw ba nah?
• TISSUE – ikaw jud lagi!

Eksena sa Jeep

Taken from an SMS..

Girl: Manong bayad!
Driver: Pila ning 50 dae?
Girl: Usa kuya! Estudyante, nursing, cebu doc, bag`ong SAKAY!
Boy: (nahambugan, nibayad ug 500)
Driver: (nasuko) Pila ning 500!?
Boy: Usa nong, keep the change! Seaman, bag`ong NAOG!

- nyahahaha..