Mangunguot sa Jeep

RANT OF THE DAY:

Kung dili traffic ang makapa`stressed, kani pung mga mangunguot sa jeep. zzzzzzzzzz

RE-ENACTMENT
Nai upat ka mga mananap nanakai sa Banilad, kanang daun pasaka sa flyover.

Bae NGA DAKO: Sibug`sibugi kai dako ang musakai.

Ang duha ka laki nas kilid namu, ang isa nas atbang.
Ug kanang kinaraan nga style nga tabun2 daun sa iyang backpack nga purple. Unya pina`tulog2 daun, pero ang isa ka`kamot, tuara, gasugod nag kapkap sa bulsa.
Ang naka`bogo ra nimu noi kai imong kamot, ni`gimaw maong nakita.

Ang naa sa atbang dali2 daun ug shades arun d mahalata na gabantai ra pd namu.

Unya kai nakabantai na man mi, ngtext2 nlng tung nas atbang. Daun nitingug ang fon sa naa sa kilid. Probably nag`report na nga MISSION FAILED.

Nanaog daun sila sa CMALL. *Madala ra man unta tug baklay ninu nuh?

Swerte lng mo, wa ta mu ma`pikchuran mga @#$%^ mu kai maikog ku magpagawas sa akong NOKIA C2-00.

Panrabaho mug tarung ui, sakto man unta mus panglawas. -,-

Just Dreams

I had dreams... yeah. Those things you get when you're asleep.

Anyways, I am having "weird" but maybe not-so-weird dreams lately. XD
What makes it weird lng is they have a common theme - DESTRUCTION.

Some time last week, nagdamgo ko that there was this road construction somewhere in *name of place*. The workers did not know that hollow na diay ang ilawm sa road. Ang resulta, nabungkag ang dan. It all happened on a busy time of the day where daghan mangagi na mga sakyanan ug mga tao. Fortunately, wala nun ko kakita ug nai "victims". Na`trapik ra nuon kaau.

Another damgo is nakakita kog church (somewhere sa *name of place*) na nagunaw. But dili xa ang normal na gunaw. Ang church kai gilamun sa tubig. Again, same sa previous, walai "victims". Wala sad nun koi nakita lain tao didtu, except ako ug si *name of person*.
It happened at a hayag time of the day.

Nakadamgo pd ko na naai isa ka island ilamun pd sa tubig. Actually, wala pa nahitabo sa damgo. Nakibaw ra daw mi mao nai mahitabo so we decided to leave before it happens.

Asides from destruction na may be caused by nature, I also had a dream na naka`witness ko ug murder. Although wa nako naklaro kinsa, bsta kai kaila daw tu nako but dili ra nako close. Fiesta2 daw tu unya we were staying overnight sa isa ka`balai. I was just watching people pass by. Naa daw tui murag terrace2, den glass doors and windows ang naa sa amu room. Nai kurtina na tabon but maklaro ra daw nako ang gawas kai tungod sa kahayag ug ka`bibo didtu. And then nakatug ra daw ko sa couch na dapit didtu. Some time late at night, wherein nangatulog na daw akong mga kauban, nakamata daw ko and timing na mingaw na ang gawas. Mao tu nai krimen =)) Wa ra daw ko mulihok kai mahadlok ko makabantai tung murderer na naa ra ko didtu sa dapit sa terrace. XD

Ug katu lng suh. Hahaha.

Are these predictions??
Hmmmm...

Naaaah. I don't think so. (:

Actually, it's not only me who's having dreams with this kind of theme.
Maybe we're just getting a little anxious because of all that is happening with the world now.

So, yeah. Don't worry.
They're just dreams. ;)

DAMGO 103113 : Pang`LIBRO.

Sa among daan na balai sa tabok...

Nag`tan`aw daw kug TV.

Tas nkakita daw ko ni Vince.

Didtu na man daw xa nagtrabaho anang murag media2 something.

Live daw tu, tas mura man daw tu xag host or DJ didtu. 

Mag`yaw2 ra xa kajut tas naa daun i`play na naka`record na nga video.

Mura xag prank / gag show.

Ako daw gitiming na commercial tas ntext ko niya.

"Uie. Solo flight lagi? Hahah. Gwapoha sa TV ah!"

Wa ra daw xa mureply but ambot nanu nakibaw ko nga mao xa ang nag`host2 kai wa daw katunga ang mga dapat mu`host unta.

EXTRA BACKGROUND DETAILS:

* Naa daw ko gibasa2 na libro na akong gihulman ni Haia. About daw tu lovelife ni Jude. Ambot kinsa na.

* Si Genzai kai gi`tupo2 daw ni Lycha (ako cousin). XD Ambot nanu na bata pa man tawn tus Lycha.

FAST FORWARD.

Mga 3 years na daw ang nilabay. INSTANT.

Nagtan`aw daw kog basket. Dili sa TV. Kanang duwa jd.

Den naa koi isa ka kaila daw nag`duwa.

Mura daw Carlos Agassi (yuck) matud pas akong damgo (yuck) pero yucks! Hahaha. Ewww.

Anyways, magcge daw xag entertain like niinom na ba daw kog tubig, char2. (yucks)

Wa ra daw ko. Galibog pd ko nanu ga`char2 ni cya.

Murag at the back of my mind nun kai "Unsa mi? Uyab mi? Kaluod."

Pero wa ra daw nako tubayi yang char2 kai mahadlok ko makit`an nun ni Vince, maglagot unya tu. XD

Nahuman na daw ang basket.

Niana tung Yucks nga "Adtu na ta ila Vince nah!"

Nalipai intawn ko. XD

Mao tu na`excite ko kadali.

Pag`padung didtu, nana koi feeling na "DAMGO MANI UI" kai padung man gd mi sa Tabok. XD

Pag`abot daw sa Tabok, didtu daw mis balai nila Nanay *puera hisgot* sauna.

Murag didtu na pd gapuyo si Vince.

Ug sa dihang kakita daw ko niya, naka`GROOM OUTFIT.

Kuyaw pag motif kai puti tas nai pink2 na murag flowers2 sa tunga.

Nahibong daw ko nanu tu.

D man nako maklaro yang nawng pero gwapo daw kuno au xa atu (matud pas akong damgo) XD

Taod2 kai nai niabot bae.

Naka`BRIDE OUTFIT.

Pes*eeee!! Gye*eeeeey!! G*lamunaaaaaaan!!! 

Tanan pamalikas nisud sa akong hunahuna.

Mao tu niana na pd ko "DAMGO LAGI NI!!!"

Nisakai daw cla ug murag karwahe2x.

Gitawag daw mi ug ambot kinsa tung mananapa.

Niana xa "Ya, ari mu sakay sa sakyanan" nga perte kunong pagka`bonggaha.

Niana daw ko "DI KO. Magkarwahe pd ko!"

Niana cla naa daw pero nahutdan na daw clag kabayo.

Niana sad ko "Ayy kabalaka. Nag`bawn kog akong kabayo!" 

Ug bitaw naa jd koi kabayo. XD 

Ambot asa tu gkan.

Den nikalit napd fast forward.

Humana na daw ang seremonyas.

Wa man gani ko kitas simbahan.

Wa jd ko ka`shagit nun ug "ITIGIL ANG KASAL!!" parehas sa mga salida. XD

Naa na pd mis gawas sa balai nilang Nanay sauna.

Nagstorya daw mi ni Vince. Kamustahan. 

Nakalimot na daw ko na damgo ra ni. XD

Vince: "Nahuman na nimo ang Book 3?" (kadtung libro na ako giuslan daw ni Haia)

Ako: "Wa pa gae nako mahuman ang Book 2."

Vince: *hilom*

Ako: *hilom*

Vince: *nhilak* "Wa man cla magkadaun ni Jude."

Ako: "Nagbasa diay ka?"

Vince: "Ou. Sorry." 

Tas nihilak na pd daw ko pero nag`shades2 man nuhai ko (plus new hair XD), wa ra daw nako gipahalata pag`au. XD

Vince: "Ikaw man gd. Ikaw man una nibuhi."

Ako: "HA?! Ako diay?!"

Vince: "Wala ui...."

Hilom kajut...

Ako: "Cge ui. Congrats nlng."

Tas nakigshake hands nlng daw ko.

Pero perteng dugaia nako gibuhian daw ya kamot kai bacn last na jd tu na makagunit ko niya.

Charbaki kaau.

Tas nilakaw na daw ko kai muadtu nlng kos balai namo nga daan sa Tabok gihapun.

Gitawag daw kos bride.

Gitagaan kog daghan au na donut na sikat daw tung donuta pero gamai pas kendi kadak`a!

Ni`tenkyuu ra daw ko pero pag`abot sa unahan ako rang gilabay.

Unya naa mai isa nipilit sa akong kamot, ako nlng gikaon. XD

Pag`abot sa balay, naa daw didtu clang Mama, Nanay, mga Ante ug mga wa ko kaila.

Nanay: "Unya musta ang handa?"

Ako: "Wala ko nisud ui!"

Nanay: "Ana jd na dae bsta hugawan kas sud!"

Tas nangatawa cla.

Ambot naa ba tui second meaning. XD

Daun niana si Nanay "Ingna gud nis Genzai na mag`ipun na clang Lycha!"

Timing au niagi si Genzai kai padung sa CR sa luyo.

Common man ang CR didtu.

Ako: "Hoi Genzai! Pag`ipun na daw mong Lycha!" tas sabai tawa.

Genzai: "LOL!"

Nangau daun kog tubig ni mama.

UG NAKAMATA NAKO! XD

extra details: nanghambog`hambog daw tu si Yucks about sa iyang kaugalingon, niana ra daw kog "Yuuuucks. Saba ui." SO dili jd lagi mi char2 atu. XD

YUCKS.

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Hahahaha. CHARBAKI ani nga damgo ui.

Pero simbaku tawn ug matinuod. >,<

That's all. XD

DAMGO 103013 : Ilawm sa Mactan Bridge

NAA NA PD KOI WEIRD NA DAMGO GABIE. XD

Cast:
- Ako
- Vince (boyf)
- Honeylyn V. Soroño
- Tina Bacus
- Ivy Villena

Nagsabot daw mi manuroi sa ilawm sa mactan bridge (katung bag`o).

Honey: Unya unsa ta orasa maligo?
Ako: Ha? Maligo sa asa?
Honey: Sa dagat.
Ako: Asa man ta maligo?
Honey: Sa ilawm sa bridge.
Ako: Pagsure ui! Ug mangaligo diay tag dagat, maipag sa tarung ta na resort.
Honey: Di diay pwede kaligoan sa ilawm sa bridge?
Ako: Amaw. Ka`hadlok! Lawm kau na diha ui. Agian gd nag barko. Kusog pa jd ang sug. Daghan na pa jd nangamatay diha kai gahikog.
Honey: Awh. *duko2, text2*

Nagpadaun daw mig sabot. Plano unsa na mga pagkaon dal`on, etc. Ug sa dihang...

Honey: Unya unsa ta orasa maligo?
Ako: NEY, DILI LAGI TA MANGALIGO DIDTO!

Pag`abot daw didto, nag`sugod na daw tag suroi2. :))
Ug sa wa jd napugngan ni Honeylyn, nilayat jd xa sa dagat. :))
Ug adtu ra xa nakarealize na tinuod lawm jd diay kau. :)))

Gihinay2 na pa jd xag anod sa sug. Naa ra man xa sa kilid but dili xa ka`katkat kai d daw xa kaabot.

Akong uyab tawn nikab`ot niya (xa ra mai taas XD), gigunitan daw ya suwang arun d mutiglom ang ulo. :))

Bsta hinay2 ra daw anod hantud naabot sa part na mejo makaabot na daw mi.
Mao tu, gibira daun namo si Honey nilang Tina ug Ibyang.
Pag`haw`as na ni Honey kai gikasab`an daw namo pag`au. :))))

"DAH! D MAN KA PATUO GUD!! INGNAG DELIKADO MALIGO DRI!!"

=))))

ug mao tu xa. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Mao guro nakadamgo ko ani kai si Honey ra man tung wa nakaligo sa Ocean Pearl. :))) Asides ni Raxc.

RANT on Election Rants

Bakit pa ba ako mag`vo`vote? Katarantaduhan lang yan.
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Forced to vote. F*ck our nation.
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Di ko mu`vote ui. Mao ra japun wai kausaban.
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Ayoko bumoto. Bwisit kasi ung instamanicure.

Pag`SURE mo ui!

Tas nangandoy pa mong nai mausab sa atung nasud nga kamo mismo wa mu nibuhat sa inung dapat buhaton.

Kusog biya kau mu man`reklamo kung naai dili ma`uyunan sa gobyerno. HAYNAKU.

-_____-

TBH for ♥

Dri lng nako butang akong TBH para nimo ha? Hehehe.

Kai arun mahipos (dli mawagtang) ug arun d kau mapagpiyestahan sa FB. :*

TBH:

- kaingon ko sauna formalon kau ka. tungod cguro pag`Christmas party AFTER PARTY.. :)) kai hilum ra kau ka atu na tym. tas niana nlng gani ko ni Neil tuparan ka kai bacn na`OP naka.. pero if pangutan`on pd kag mga questions2 kai mura man sad jd kag korek mutubag.. :))

- katung nagplano mo na muadtug popeye's tas mag`abot2 ra daw ta ninu didtu tanan, naglibog ko unsaon nako pag`ingon na "gae kog num kai kontakon ra taka!" HAHAHAH.. ambot nanu nauwaw ko atu mangau.. XD mao cge nlng nuhai kog ana2 kang Nad nga "gae nag number nimo nad!!"

- mauwaw ko mutagad nimo kai snabero kau kag nawng!!

- wa ko kalimot sa atung pusta ha.. katung mulanlan kog kape.. :p

- wa sad ko kalimot niana ka gitarahan ko nimog dayang dayang! XD

- wa jd ko magdahum maganahan ko nimo. kai d man jd taka type unta ui.. d ko nahan ug laki na puti.. hahaha.. vain, facebooker.. pero ambot.. na`ginahan ra man ko :P ahhahaha

- gikilig jd ko atung niana ka tawagan ra ko nimo arun makakuyog kos jogging.. weeeeeeh.. ako hunahuna kai "pwede ra man gd na wala ko.. :"> " unya murag nkadungog man kas akong ghunahuna, niana ka ug "mas nindot man gd if daghan ta".. toweweng.. kilig--; huhuhuh. pero kilig japun! HAHAHAHA..

- in connection sa katung mutawag ka para sa jogging, nakamata bitaw ko atu.. before ka nitawag :)) wa ra ko mubangon kai nagpaabot ko na mutawag ba jd ka.. weeeh.. nitawag man jd.. kilig++; hahahhahah.. PERO ga`duha2 ko if ikaw ba tu kai lahi man ang tingug gd. :| nindot ra! ahhahahaha

- everyday ko magpaabot sa imong msg sauna :p hahahahha.. d jd ko muuna.. mauwaw man ko.. mai gae d pd ko nimo idisappoint. XDD wa sad kai absent text hahahaha..

- kiligon ko atung tym na mutext kas globe den d ko makareply daun, imo itext balik sa sun. XD ginahan jd ka makigtext2 nuh? AHHAHAHAH aminin :p

- gikilig pd ko atung sa BBQ Boss :p ahhahahha secreto ra kai ang buang.

- ginahan ko magpa`chika nimo about anang imong mga makit`an ayy.. pero murag feel nako d ka ginahan mag`hisgut2 ana.. ohohoho..

- magkatawa japun ko makahunahuna giunsa natu pagka`official. :))))) *katung imong pangutana XD

- gi`kyutan jd ko nimo atung one time na imo ko gipukaw kai imo ko gipangutana ginahan ba ko mukaog pan.. unya ana raku "ou.." unya natug ko balik.. mga taud2, nibalik ka, nagdala kag pan ug hot choco! ^__^ mura pa jd bata na expression na kanang "NAA NA!" murag lipai kaau ka.. :))

- mas arte pa ka sa imong buhok kesa nako! XD

- maglagot ko bsta dili nimo ipang`uli sa mga gibutangan ang mga butang2.. -___- rehas sa alcohol. sa sudlay...

- hadlok kaau ka basta maglagot or masuko..

- ginahan kau kos imong pagkamasinabtanon bisag suko na kau ka.. :p

- mas murag kaw ang tag`iya ni Ready kai mas ikaw ang nagpangga niya. XD

- natats ko atung imo ko gipalitan mango shake bisag wa taka kuyugi adtu sa laundry XD

- swerte kau ko naa ka atung paglinog kai ug wa pa, nag`unsa kaha ko didtu ako ra isa. XD natagakan jd kos printer atu.. XD

- I LOVE YOU KAAYO. (:


Kani ra suh ha. pun`an lng nya ni nako puhon ahaahahah.

TBT Moments : 102413

Sa Silogan ni Gian (Branch 1) sauna katung gamay pa na..

* gikan shot *

Migo1 : Hayahaya sa OWL uo! (kai ni`AWOL man ang isa namo ka`amigo ani)
Ako : OWL?
Migo2 : Kanang muana ba "kruuuu kruuuu.."
Ako : Taka lang!!! Di man gd ingon ana ang tingog sa owl!
Migo3 : Unsa diay ya?
Ako: Ana ayy... *silence* "Hooooh! Hoooh!"

* ug nangatawa sila tanan *

Pasabta ko.. What's the funny!?


XD

Licensed to Help?

Caller: Ngano man di madakpan sa atung kapulisan ang mga mamaligya ug shabu?
Papa Joe: Dong, kaduwa kag pulis2?
C: Ou.
PJ: Unsai buhaton nimo arun d ka madakpan sa pulis?
C: Mutago!
PJ: Ou, naa ra man diay na!
C: Pero madakpan man gihapun sa kinalasan.
PJ: Mao nay giingon na di na malukop tanan.
C: Pero ngano man jd? Nga naa man unta tai saktong armas, saktong mga taw. Unsa pa may kulang?
PJ: Ikaw pangutan`on taka. Kahibaw ka sa mga lugar diha sa inu nga namaligya ana?
C: Ou! Kahibaw.
PJ: Kahibaw man diay ka, nganong d man ka mutabang?
C: Kay wa man ko sa position na mutabang.

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Paita.

Ka`heller aning ubang tao.
Kusog au mu`reklamo pero naa man diay untai mabuhat.
Pero dili buhaton kai mas ginahan ra magcgeg reklamo.

HAAAAYNAKU.

Nangandoy pa mo mu`asenso?

Kapait.

SUMBONG

"Isumbong taka sa imong bana!!"
Tubag: Kahibaw na akong bana sa akong kina`iya!
My thoughts: Ikaw na lai labanan!? HAHAHAHHAHA.

"Muadto kog Malacañang kay ako na siya isumbong."
Tubag: Bisag muadto pa siyag imperyno!
My thoughts: Sumbong didto! HAHAHAHAHA.

PUHlease~
Ayaw kaau paila sa ka`bogo ha? HAHAHA.
Sumbong2 hahah ka`ewww. Lupigang bata.

Sakto jd diay.

Dako unta kag lawas, gamay lng kag utok.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

*ambot rant ba ni kai mas kataw`anan man cya hahahahah*

Buddy2

WARNING:
This may contain cheesy content.
If you are allergic to cheese, please don't continue.
Thanks.

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A friend suddenly asked me "Pila na mo ka`months?"
I just answered with "Secreeeet."
And then I just kind of remembered that summer outing we had in Bohol.

Being the sentimental kind, I kinda reminisced on what has happened back then.
I recalled he was even supposed to bring someone else. And I'm not even bothered. XD
But thinking about it now, it makes me a little jealous. (hahaha, TBH)

However, I also remembered one of those kilig moments. (hahaha baduy!)
He kind of changed his mind and when everyone was asked again for the finalization of the head count, he decided not to bring anyone.

I, by that time, don't have anyone special to bring. Or if there was, I really don't want to bring someone (since I don't want to end up entertaining him/her the whole trip).
But seriously, there really wasn't anyone to bring. XD

Fast forward.
We have come up with the buddy2 system to make sure that everyone will have someone to check on them and that everyone would also be responsible for their own buddy.
Those who will be bringing along their special someones have instant buddies.
For those who don't, we will be drawing numbers. Those who will have the same numbers will be the buddy2 partner.

A few friends were hoping we'll get paired up.
But I wasn't really expecting too much.

We have drawn the numbers.
And just like any other romantic anime shows....

CHENENEN!!!

We've got different numbers. XD
He's paired with a "he" and I got paired with another "she".

It's really not a big deal as of that time (even if I already liked him this time) since I know we will still be going on the same trip.

Fast forward again... days before the outing.

Another "she" decided to join the outing.
And his partner said he can't join.

Everyone then decided we'll have to be the buddy2.
My supposedly buddy partner would pair up with the new "she".

Now, where the amf is the kilig moment here?

It feels as if these sudden events happen just to pair us up. XD
Pardon me, but being someone who is fond of giving meaning to things, this is what I call DESTINY. (hahahaha ka`ewww)
Honestly, it's all for cheese. XD
I never really take these kinds of coincidences too seriously.
But then..

I don't know. It's just really kind of coincidental that we'll have to end up as partners for the whole trip. (:

And hopefully, not just for the trip, but for a lifetime. ;)

Fish Talk

(6:48 PM) aya: aha ka nahan mukaon?

(6:49 PM) Vince: bsag aha,, basta kuyog ta..  

(6:49 PM) aya: :">

(6:49 PM) Vince: unsa mana?? isda?? hahah

(6:49 PM) aya: nagblush

(6:49 PM) aya: 

(6:50 PM) Vince: hahaha  

(6:50 PM) Vince: ingana diay pagbuhat  ug isda?? haha  

(6:50 PM) aya: >))))| ')

(6:50 PM) aya: hahah

(6:50 PM) aya: isda ba ug porma?

(6:50 PM) Vince: taka raman ka ug isda oi.. haha  

(6:50 PM) aya: hahaha

(6:50 PM) aya: unsa diay ang isda?

(6:50 PM) Vince: <')=<

(6:50 PM) aya: kabati ana ui

(6:50 PM) Vince: naa raman ang isda oh

(6:50 PM) aya: hhahaha

(6:50 PM) aya: >=('>

(6:50 PM) aya: hahhahha

(6:51 PM) Vince: bitaw,, di bitaw na isda

(6:51 PM) Vince: >O)><

(6:51 PM) Vince: naa ra ang isad o

(6:51 PM) aya: unsa mai nakaisda tawon ana ui

(6:51 PM) Vince: tarongag tanaw

(6:51 PM) aya: d jd

(6:51 PM) aya: d jud xa isda sa akong panan`aw

(6:52 PM) Vince: kani sad,, pero moli ra ni

(6:52 PM) Vince: ~

(6:52 PM) aya: kiti kiti

(6:52 PM) Vince: bwahahaha

(6:52 PM) Vince: taka raman ka oi

(6:52 PM) aya: bitok

(6:52 PM) Vince: kanang isa ka isa kai janitor fish na

(6:52 PM) aya: O___O

(6:53 PM) aya: nanu gd najanitor fish na

(6:53 PM) aya: =))))

(6:53 PM) Vince: <><

(6:53 PM) Vince: kana kai moli japon.. pero dako dako na

(6:53 PM) Vince: <")))><

(6:53 PM) Vince: kani kai bangus

(6:53 PM) aya: kana

(6:54 PM) aya: isda na ug porma

(6:54 PM) aya: hahahah

(6:54 PM) aya: kompara ganiha

(6:54 PM) aya: lau ra jd kau

(6:54 PM) aya: hahahaha

(6:54 PM) aya: waaaaaaaaah

(6:54 PM) Vince: <*)))<  naigo sa oil spill

(6:54 PM) aya: >O)>< kasabot nako

(6:54 PM) aya: hahahahahahaha

(6:54 PM) aya: hahahahahhaha naigo sa oil spill

(6:54 PM) aya: =))

(6:54 PM) aya: namatay

(6:54 PM) aya: XD

(6:54 PM) Vince: dli man gud,,

(6:54 PM) aya: nag`ex ex ang mata

(6:54 PM) Vince: kani man gud ang namatay

(6:54 PM) aya: hahahahahhahaha

(6:54 PM) Vince: <.{{{><

(6:55 PM) Vince: <('O')>

(6:55 PM) Vince: isda na front view.. carpa

(6:55 PM) Vince: koi diay,, haha

(6:55 PM) aya: hahahaahhahaha

(6:55 PM) aya: dakog baba

(6:55 PM) aya: =)))))

(6:55 PM) aya: pero unsa manang before ana

(6:55 PM) aya: ahhhh!

(6:55 PM) aya: nabali na cya

(6:55 PM) aya: hahahhahahahaha

(6:55 PM) Vince: ♓

(6:56 PM) aya: unsa man sad na?

(6:56 PM) Vince: kambal nga isda,,

(6:56 PM) aya: o.o

(6:57 PM) Vince: sinugba nga isda

(6:57 PM) Vince: >ﾟ)##)彡

(6:57 PM) aya: wahahahhahaha

(6:57 PM) Vince: unya <')+++< kai hurot naman ang sinugba

(6:57 PM) aya: cge pa!

(6:57 PM) aya: XD

(6:57 PM) aya: hahahahahahhah

(6:57 PM) aya: a*ai

(6:57 PM) aya: ahahahah

(6:58 PM) Vince: bsag isda pa sa fish bowl kai kaya kau naq sa chat oi

(6:58 PM) Vince: kaw kahibaw ka??

(6:59 PM) aya: (   <')))<  )

mao na?

(6:59 PM) Vince: bati man

(6:59 PM) Vince: naa ra o..

(6:59 PM) Vince: (~)

(6:59 PM) aya: cge imo daw

(6:59 PM) aya: kiti kiti!!

(6:59 PM) Vince: hahahaha

(6:59 PM) aya: samot kabati

(6:59 PM) aya: hahahahhaa

(7:00 PM) Vince: _..._        

( "  \>       

   \  \>      

    \  \>     

     \  \>___ 

    /        \

    |  ....   |>

    \ /    \ /

    ||     ||

   C./    C./

(7:00 PM) Vince:

_..._        

( "  \>       

   \  \>      

    \  \>     

     \  \>___ 

    /        \

    |  ....   |>

    \ /    \ /

    ||     ||

   C./    C./

(7:01 PM) aya: GIRAFFE NA MAN NA

(7:01 PM) aya: dili na isda

(7:01 PM) aya: hahahahahha

(7:01 PM) Vince: taka ra ka ai

(7:01 PM) Vince: isda man gud na

(7:01 PM) aya: unsa mai nakaisda tawon ana

(7:01 PM) aya: hahahahha

(7:03 PM) Vince: 

sea horse

  __

  /   \

  >|  __>

>|  |

>| |_

  \ / \

   \__/

(7:03 PM) Vince: bwahahaha

(7:03 PM) aya: wala jd maporma

(7:03 PM) aya: hahhahahhahaha

(7:03 PM) Vince:

troll

(*)  (*)

  \\/ 

[______]

(7:04 PM) aya: turiok

(7:04 PM) Vince:  

  (*)  (*)

      \\/ 

[______]

(7:04 PM) aya: unsa mana?

(7:04 PM) Vince: troll face

(7:05 PM) aya: hahahah dili man ui

(7:06 PM) Vince:  

unta ma appreciate nimo,,, gidrawing tka hahaha

 .-._.-.

q(. | .)P

     ^

    ----

     U

(7:06 PM) aya: 

(7:06 PM) aya: asa mai naka`ako ani?

(7:06 PM) Vince: kani... unsa daw ni??

(7:06 PM) Vince: <:3 o:p="">

(7:06 PM) aya: mouse

(7:06 PM) aya: hhahaha

(7:06 PM) aya: ilaga

(7:06 PM) Vince: topokki man,,

(7:06 PM) Vince: ( ￣┏＿┓￣)

(7:06 PM) Vince: bwahhaha lols

(7:06 PM) aya: hahahahahahhahahaha

(7:07 PM) aya: d man tu bunguton si topokki man

(7:07 PM) Vince: bwahhaha,, edi,, bunutong topokki man

(7:08 PM) aya: ahahahahah

(7:08 PM) aya: unsa pa?

(7:08 PM) Vince: *bunguton

(7:08 PM) Vince: wa na oi,, wa naqoi mahunahunaan

(7:08 PM) aya: ♥ 

(7:08 PM) Vince: kani for sure,, kaila ka ani nya,,

(7:08 PM) Vince:  ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

(7:08 PM) aya: kinsa mana?

(7:08 PM) aya: hahahha

(7:09 PM) Vince: T_T

(7:09 PM) Vince: batia wa kaila

(7:09 PM) aya: ikaw?

(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahahahha

(7:09 PM) Vince: bwahhahaa

(7:09 PM) aya: ang dimples nas agtang

(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahahahha

(7:09 PM) Vince: di man gud

(7:09 PM) Vince: clue:

(7:09 PM) aya: kinsa man diay na? hahahhaha

(7:09 PM) Vince: adventure time

(7:09 PM) aya: si jake?

(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahhahahhaha

(7:09 PM) Vince:  J

(7:09 PM) Vince: hahaha

(7:09 PM) aya: abi tungod sa baba

(7:09 PM) aya: hahahahha

(7:10 PM) Vince: naa raman gud aq o,,, $:,j

(7:10 PM) aya: lahi man tu sauna.. ana man tu $:')_\

(7:10 PM) aya: na lahi na diay karon?

(7:10 PM) aya: XD

(7:11 PM) Vince: uo,, version 2 na na..

(7:11 PM) aya: ahahaha

(7:11 PM) aya:  :P

Bitokon

Ako: Dako na kau kag kaon.
Boyf: Lagi.. Naa siguro koi bitok ayy.
Ako: Dako unta kag tiyan!
Boyf: Ana diay na?
Ako: Ou.. Tas gamay ug bukton.
Boyf: Ayy! Basin bitokon ka!


HALA HAAAAA!!

Baboy

Ako: *cgeg simhot sa kamot* Baho man ui.
Boyf: Bahong unsa?
Ako: Bahong baboy akong kamot.
Boyf: *simhot sa ako buhok* Diri gani. Baho gihapun baboy.

Gutom

Sometimes, too much "short cuts" is not a good thing...

Ako: Gutom man ko ui.
Boyf: Kaon dra. Naai basurahan ou!
Ako: ('_____')


What he actually meant was, naai basurahan so di nako mahasol sa akong basura ighuman nakog kaon kai duol ra kalabayan. XD

Direksyon

Paita aning feeling nga wa ka kibaw asa ka padung ui.

Unya kanang naa unta kai ginahan buhaton pero d ka kapadaun kai tungod naa pai agdon.

Kanang feeling na murag wala na kai gamit.

Hastang laaya.


Pero wa koi pasabot. :P

Time Zone

Neil: Daghanag relo diri gud. Unsai naa?
Joe: Tungod na sa global warming bai.

...... 

Joe: *looks at window* Warm kaayo ang globe.


Hahahahaha.
Naningning kos early meeting conversation. :r

Fish Chat

teres: pero bitaw deserving man sad ka wui ikaw man gud nah
aya: :"">
teres: unsa na yay? fish?
teres: pritong isad?
teres: *isda?
aya: pritong isda?
aya: fish!
aya: fried fish
teres: ah..ana d i pag make ug fish sa chat..
teres: eheheh maaply nya sa fb heheh salamat yay!
aya: AMAW
aya: hahahahahahahahahhaha
aya: :"> kai blush nga icon man gd nas YM
aya: =))))


HAHAHA hibong lng ko nganung naabot ug pritong isda atung gistoryaan! Hahaha.. Wa ta magkasinabot.. :))

Eatch

vince: tindog ug shagit. kinsa may nakatamak ug eatch dri oi,, baho kau sa tnana
vince: bwahahah ,, so tanan mulingi sa ilahang lapalapa sa shoes
vince: daun,,, haha 
vince: muingon tanan,, wa man saq
vince: hahah a
vince: daun tanw ka saimong lapalapa.. naa dadto,, dako kaus tanan!, haha lols


BUANGON jud! REPLY sa akong maaung trato sa akong g`ingon na nanimahong EATCH sa akong lugar. XD

Traffic Enforcers are Bad ?

Sometime 10AM today, while padung Ayala, nadakpan sa CITOM ang driver sa akong gisakyang jeep. Natambai mi ug mga three (3) minutes.

After ni`issue ug TOP (Temporary Operator's Permit), nilarga na ang jeep. Nag`yawyaw daun ang konduktor.

Konduktor: Unsa maning mga CITOM ui, manakop man nuon ug jeep! Mga snatcher pa lang ilang dakpon!
Epal na manang (pasahero): Dili man gud sila kakwarta kung snatcher. Kung driver kai makapangwarta man sila.
Konduktor: Magtago2 pa jud! Mao dili na lang makit`an. Awa, magpalandung na pud na cla run.

Nag`pa`music kunohai ko ani tyma but I can clearly hear their conversation since naa man jud ko dapit sa purtahan ga`lingkod.

Anyways, kuya and manang, mao ni akong thoughts about what happened.

TRABAHO LANG.

Nakasabot kong nanginabuhi si manong driver. Pero sabta pud nga mao pd ni ang trabaho sa mga traffic enforcers.

DILI MANAKOP ANG CITOM IF WALAI SALA ANG DRIVER.

Nihunong ang jeep sa No-Stopping-Area. Natural! Dakpon. Kadako sa sign. If nasuko mo (to konduktor) nganong wa cla nagpaladlad *maong wa mu kabantai naa cla*, ayaw ko ingna angai ra diay mu mu`sunod sa traffic rules if makakita mu nga nai nagbantai? Kung wala cla, wa pd bisa ang rule? Mura ra kag gaingon na ok ra mangawat bsta dili masakpan. And anyways, imung driver wa ni`angal. Kai mismo siya kahibaw nga nilabag xa sa rules.

“NGANONG DILI MANAKOP UG SNATCHER INSTEAD SA JEEPNEY DRIVERS?”

First of all, WAI SNATCHER ganiha. Lain sad kaau ug naa jud sa ilang atubangan na nilabag sa traffic rules, dili ra sila mu`aksyon. Muana lang daun “Ayy, d ko manakop anang wa nisunod sa traffic rules kai naghuwat kog snatcher. Mao akong dakpon”. Mag`sure ta ha?

NANGWARTA.

Sad to say that naa jui mga enforcers na mudawat ug bribe. But in this case ganiha, d jud ni applicable na statement. As what I can see, wa jud nidawat ug kwarta ganiha ang enforcer. Igo ra jud siya ni`issue ug TOP den lakaw na daun. And ang lisenxa sa LTO man cguro na kwaon, ug wa na man cguro labot ang CITOM na nidakop ana. Pero di ko sure kaau ani nuon, wa pa man gd ko nadakpan! Mwahahaha.

NAGPALANDONG ANG CITOM.

So what!? Nibuhat man gihapun cla sa ilang trabaho.

Mao tu xa. WA KO NILABAN SA CITOM or TRAFFIC ENFORCERS. WA PD TA MU KONTRAHI KUYA UG MANANG. 

Ang akoa lang na point is tangtangon unta natu ang kaning mentalidad natu nga pirme ra jud ta i`take advantage sa mga tao na nai authority or naa sa position. 

Kai if mag`cge ra tag hunahuna ug ingun ana, dili jud ta mu`asenso.

Just my thoughts from this morning’s experience. ;)

Life

Ako: Sure ka imo ning ibilin?
Boyf: Amaw, cgeg pangutana.
Ako: Your laptop is your life!
Boyf: YOU are my life. Not my laptop. ;)


Charot ui. Kiligon man pd ta bahalag keso kaau. Hahahhaa.

Damgo - Ready

(5:48 PM) boyf: bitaw.. niadto daw tag quezon city.. sa amua bah!,,  dala daw nato si ready
(5:48 PM) boyf: daw aq daw ang gadrive,,
(5:48 PM) aya: unya unya?
(5:49 PM) boyf: unya unya,, gibilin tkas balay,, uban nimo sila mama.. aq kai giapas naq sila uncle sa talier namo
(5:50 PM) aya: daun daun?
(5:50 PM) boyf: daun daun... guba daw kau ang dan, mao nagpahinay kog dagan daun taod taod.. niuwan
(5:51 PM) boyf: daun pagabot naq sa talier gibilin naq sa gawas si ready..
(5:51 PM) boyf: daun pagsud naq samong talier di na daw kami ang tag-iya,,
(5:52 PM) boyf: sila na kuya sa boarding house,, hahah
(5:52 PM) aya: O_O
(5:52 PM) aya: unya?
(5:52 PM) aya: hahahahhahah
(5:53 PM) boyf: magsorry sa q daan kai nakasala ko saimo sa damgo.. T_T
(5:53 PM) boyf: kai pagbalik naq gawas wa na si ready..
(5:53 PM) boyf: T_T
(5:54 PM) boyf: dagan2 daw q nangita kang ready,,  pagawas,, wa man jud makaingon if na tow ba si ready or gcarnap..
(5:54 PM) aya: unya unya?
(5:55 PM) boyf: nag-ana daun ko,, naa man diay ko quezon city wa q nagkumpyansa
(5:55 PM) boyf: malasa sad naq uie,, basin nabilin naq open ang bintana.. pareha ni aya sa una,, tsk2.. patay jud ko kang aya ani.. hehe
(5:56 PM) boyf: then pagbalik naq samong talier.. nga si kuya na sa boarding house ang tagiya,, nahibung ko kai murag gadali2 iyahang mga tawo,.. mga wa ko kaila..
(5:57 PM) boyf: then kakita ko sa hood ni ready,, murag naa silay gi dis assemble nga sasakyan bah,, daun gibutang nila dadto sa ware house nila kanang mga stock bitaw sa ubang pyesa na magamit pa,
(5:58 PM) aya: unya ?
(5:59 PM) boyf: then,,, nangutana ko,, aha mana gikan? nga wa mana ganha,,, gipatawag naq si kuya,, kai isumbong ta naq  yahang mga tawo,,  then pag kakita naq ni kuya,, buotan biya kau syag nawong,, ingon sya,, dli daw mao ang sakyanan,.,  gipakita nya saq,, pareha jud ni ready pero naai color orange,, nga gibutang ba mga pintal... ingon daun sya,, ingana diay imong sakyanan?? basin na tow rato ,,,, ingon nya.. nituo ra sad q..
(5:59 PM) boyf: kai buotan kaug nawong si kuya,., then paglakaw naq,, ang yahang mga tao2 bitaw  kai nagsgeg ngisi..
(6:00 PM) boyf: dli jud ko mahimutang kai naa jui di mao.. mao niadto kos likod,, naa may agianan dadto ,,(kahibaw q kai amua bia to sauna) naminaw kos sa storyahan nila kuya,., nga si ready jud diay to,,,
(6:01 PM) boyf: mao tong nagdali2 kog taxi padung balay,, para tawagon sila uncle kai para muresbak..
(6:01 PM) boyf: ug sa dihang murag wa ra saimo nga nawa si ready kai nalingaw kag tabi ilang mama ug antie,, hehe
(6:01 PM) boyf: murag pagtuo nimo nagjoke raq,, dedma ra kau ka,,
(6:02 PM) aya: hahahahah
(6:02 PM) aya: daun?
(6:02 PM) aya: nalingaw man k
(6:02 PM) aya: ko*
(6:02 PM) boyf: then,, nanghanggat sila mama nga mangaligo daw tag dagat.. haha   uban pud daun ka,, murag wa raka nangita kang ready,,
(6:02 PM) boyf: aq di naq mahimutang kai di jud mao!,,
(6:02 PM) boyf: murag naghuna huna ko ato,, damgo raman ni!..
(6:02 PM) boyf: pero naa puy side sa aqua nga dli lage ni damgo..
(6:03 PM) boyf: murag mabuang naq bah,, nga damgo ra lage ni, pero mrag tinuod jid daw to.. mu insist jud ko nga tinuod ning tanan,, di ni damgo..
(6:05 PM) boyf: daun,, mao to,,,  nangita kog pamaagi,,kita man kos sakyanan ni uncle ,, gihulman naq,, murag crosswind man guro to,, kuyaw pud kau nga sakyanan kai mudrift,, gamay nga break pagliko kai muuna ang lubot,,  batia ato nga damgo uie, haha lols.. daun mao to nanawag na ka,, hahah wa na nahuman aq damgo.. haha lols
(6:06 PM) boyf: murag ikapila ko nakabangag poste atong sakyanan kai mudrift lage,, haha atot.. maygani kai nanawag ka kai 2 na unta aq mabayran nga sakyanan..saimo ug kang uncle,, haha lols
BUZZ
(6:07 PM) aya: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
(6:07 PM) boyf: bcha nimo ui
(6:07 PM) aya: ghuwat taka mahuman ug type arun drechu2x na ako pagbasa..
(6:07 PM) aya: nalingaw man ko.. bitin lng...
(6:08 PM) boyf: gnha raman gud ko nahuman,, haha lols
(6:08 PM) aya: kaluoi pd saku uyab ui.. (: napuliki jud intawn.. pero makatats pd ra ba.. hahaha weird lng kai nanu naabot sad cla kuya, bati pd ila role..
(6:08 PM) boyf: mao lage,, hahaha
(6:08 PM) boyf: buanga ato uie,, haha lols
(6:09 PM) aya: hahahah nag`drift2 pa ka ha
(6:09 PM) aya: :))
(6:09 PM) aya: pero lingaw ui. :)) luoia lng pd nimu ngadtu


hehhe kakyut ui. XD

Inverse Evolution

boyf: *kitag mga bata* tag`asa nas mga bata karun ui. d parehas sauna..
ako: taas man pd ko sauna..
boyf: *sure-ui face*
ako: *tawa* lagi..
boyf: mao diay... pabalik na diay kas pagka`unggoy.

buang! hahahaa

Damgo 070713

NOTE: This is just to narrate what I dreamt last night *or morning?*. I always find it a habit to write down my dreams on my phone but then this one seems kinda long so I’ll just be posting this here.

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Gadamgo daw kog spy2x-thingy. The next thing I remembered was ni`mata daw ko. I was sleeping with boyfie *char*. Pero the weird part is, sa ARBEES bakeshop mi natulog. O.o Sa kanang murag bench daw nila. With unlan and habol pa ha!

Gipukaw daw daun naku si Vince (boyf) kai udto na daw hapit. Arun pd daw manghipos nas amung mga gamit kai daghan na daw customers mangabot. Kalit daw nangabot silang Nikki and Idsel kai mamalit ug pan. Hi-hello lng den lakaw na daw cla.

After a while, naabot sad akong ante ug mga ig`agaw. Perte daw sukoa sa akong ante kai nganu daw sa Arbees ko gipakatulog ni Vince. XD Musumbong daw xa kang mama. Mura daw nalain si Vince kai murag grabe xa g`look down ni ante. Mao tu niana xa uli na daw mi. Sa iyang kalain, wa xa kabantai nilakaw na xa ug una. Ug wa naku kakita niya ug di pa jud naku xa makontak kai iyang phone naa naku. XD

Galibog daw ko unsay sakyan kai wa daw jeep mu`agi didtu nga mu`drechu sa amua. It was weird because murag at the back of my mind, I was assuming IT PARK tu cya. Then niana daw kalit si Papa Joe “Ta, kuyog tag sakai”. Mao tu nanglakaw mi. OH! TIME OUT! Ug naglibog mu asa gikan si Papa Joe, wa pd ko kibaw. XD Nikalit ra xag tunga, and knowing how weird dreams can be, wa sad ko ka`question ug nanu nikalit xag abot ug aha xa gikan.

Moving on..

Papa Joe was bringing his bag nga katung dal`on niya pirme mag`gym. Paspas daw kaau xa nilakaw. Gasunod ra ku, gadala pd daw kog bag ug paper bag. Nanud daw mig abandoned building. Didtu mi niagi kai sa pikas side daw didtu, naa na didtu ang atanganan ug jeep. Sa kadaghang liko2 and stuffs, wa na ku kakita asa si Papa Joe. Hangtud sa nakagawas nakus building wherein kita kog dakong hawan unya daghan armed men, mga police, ug mga piniriso (naka`orange ug sanina).

Naa daw murag zipline pero live wire daw tu cya. And kung naa daw i`persecute nga convicts, ipa`zipline ra daw didtu arun makurentihan. Sige daw kog lihai2 sa mga wire ug sa mga sin (kanang atup!) arun d ko makurentihan. Sige daw kog tawag ni Papa Joe kai wa na jud ko kakita niya unya wa sad ko kibaw asa naku padung.

Nikalit ra kog kakuyawan kai what if restricted area diay tu cya unya ga`tago2 ra si Papa Joe ug agi didtu. Mao tung mubalik nlng unta kos agi. Pero nakit`an man kog isa ka`bantai. One of the armed men pero dili xa police. Mas mura xag terorista tan`awn.

Bantay: Hoi miss! Paghinay diha kai maigo kas mga wire! (tion sa pusil)
Ako: (kuyawan) Awh, gahinay bitaw ko kuya.
Bantay: (wana ko gitiunan ug pusil)
Ako: (haay salamat, murag ok ra diay muagi dri) Kanang kuya, asa diay ko pwede mugawas?
Bantay: Naa may bayad kung muagi ka dri dae.
Ako: Pila man?
Bantay: Naa kai Php500 diha?
Ako: (dakoa ui T_T) Kuya, Php70.00 na lang jud akong kwarta. Pwede Php50.00 lng ako ihatag?
Bantay # 2: Aw wala na ui!

Bsta murag naa daw koi dapat buhaton dri arun daw musugot cla na paagion ko. Unya kai di man jud ko kamao ug dili sad jd ko ka`dare. Mao tu perte daw nakung hangyo kai kaulion na jud daw kaau ko. Unya dili jud daw sila musugot. Taod2 ana, nai niabot nga babae nga edaran.

Babae: Paagia na lang na ninu ui! Di mu maluoi ana?
Ako: (niduol daun sa babae, nagpakaluoi) Te, pautanga ko please. Bayaran jud lagi na naku.
Bantay: Unya kung mangutang ka, kanus`a ka mubayad?
Ako: Mubayad ko igsweldo te.. Pramis!! Gae lng kog number nimu, tagaan pd taka sa akoa.
Bantay # 2: (naluoi) Paagia nlng na ui.
Babae: (nihatag sa iyahang bayad unya nihatag ug Php50 sa bantay para naku) Ou dara ha, paagia naming duha.
Bantay: Cge kaw lakaw na mu.

Lipaya kuno kaau naku kai makaagi na jud tawn ko! Unya naa pa jud koi plete para pauli. XD

Sa kilid kuno mi nangagi, perte namung hupo2x arun d mi maigo sa wire. Ang babae na pd akong kuyog. Sa ganiha edaran tu cya, karun kai murag ka`edad nami. Naabot daw mig murag rooftop. Galibog jud ko unsaon pag`naog. Kita kos babae nilayat daw xa unya nikapyot sa parel unya ninaog daun paubos. Ako daw gisunod ya gbuhat.

HOORAY! Kagawas na jud tawn mi!
Pero naa na pd mis lugar na perte kamingaw! Wai jeep mangagi!!

Pero daghan daw tao pero ga`lagyo2. Murag ga`isa2x ra tanan and mga hinay kuno kaau manglakaw. Murag wai mga kaon. Isa ra jud akong nabantayan nga naay energy! Sige pamara ug mga private na sakyanan kai maki`hitch. Naka`red shirt with blue sleeves and naka`earphones. Mao daun tu nakaila kuno ko. Si Jan Machacon daw tu!

Lipaya kuno kaau naku kai nakakita na pd kog familiar face!
Ako jud xa gicge ug tawag pero d xa kadungog kai naka`earphones man. Hangtud sa ako nlng jud xang gidagan ug duol! Niana daw ko “HOI JAAAAAAAN!!!”

Mao tu nakakita na daw si Jan naku. Gitangtang niya ang iyang earphones.

Ako: JAN! Pautanga kog Php50.00 bi!! Ako ibayad niya (pointing to girl nga nisunod ra pd diay naku ug dagan) Iya jd ko gitabangan ganiha.
Jan: Huh? (with kanang iyang face na murag HUH sad hahaha pasaka kilai.. tan`aw daw daun xa sa girl na akong kuyog then back to me) Ya, chikas lagi na!
Ako: Amaw! Sige na ba.
Jan: (turning to girl *which by this time I will be assuming nga si wink wink ni ;) *) Hi, miga. Pwede makig`ila`ila?

AND POOF!

<----- END OF DAMGO ----->

Dakog Kaon

boyf: description: permi gutmon.. di manghatag!....(craving for something every day->food) 
aya: UNSAI DI MANGHATAG?
aya: beha !
boyf: bwahhaha 
boyf: wa bitaw.... 
aya: manghatag ra ba ko!
aya: ikaw rai pa`dili2
aya: ><
boyf: bitaw ui.. kabantay man gud ko gnha nagbaklay plang nagkaon na ka. hilom kaus tanan,, hahah 
boyf: klaro kau nga gigutom.. 
aya: hahahhahahhhaha
boyf: haha dakoa na nimog kaon uie

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OVERSSSSSSS hahahhaahhaa

Pagkaon

Ako: Ma, naa kai pagkaon?

Madear: Awa ra gud na akong bag kung naa ba nai makaon. Gigutom gani ko.

Ako: Ok.

Madear: Ikaw dapat magbutang ug pagkaon sa imong bag kai hingaon kaau ka! Pagkaon ra sud sa imu hunahuna.

Ok. O.O

Oink oink!

Boyf: pag-exercise na ui kai hapit na moalboal

Girlf: nanu man diay?

Boyf: pa-two-pison taka. muana daun ko, "ou! awa ako uyab ou, ga-two piece! MURAG ELEPHANT!"

Di Bale Na Lang

Minsan sabi niya sa akin
Sandali na lang
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Pinaasa niya lang ako
Bitin na bitin ako
Oooh woh
Hindi ko na alam kung makakaya ko pa
Di bale na lang kaya
Ako pa ba kaya ang nasa puso niya
Di bale na lang kaya
Ngunit mahal ko siya
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Ngayon araw-araw lumilipas ang panahon
Kalimutan ko siya'y malayo sa isip ko
Di kaya, pinaikot niya lang ako
Bigla na naman nagbago ang isip niya
Pagkakataon ko na mapasagot ko siya
Pag ang sinabi ko'y di mabili
Baka mapahiya muli...
Hindi ko na alam kung makakaya ko pa
Di bale na lang kaya
Ako pa ba kaya ang nasa puso niya
Di bale na lang kaya
Ngunit mahal ko siya
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Bakit ka naman ganyan
Ano pa ba kayang paraan
Pero kung kailangan mo naman ako
Agad akong tumatakbo
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Bitin na bitin ako
Oh...oh...oh
Hindi ko na alam kung makakaya ko pa
Di bale na lang kaya
Ako pa ba kaya ang nasa puso niya
Di bale na lang kaya
Ngunit mahal ko siya
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Hindi ko na alam kung makakaya ko pa
Di bale na lang kaya
Ako pa ba kaya ang nasa puso niya
Di bale na lang kaya
Ngunit mahal ko siya
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang
Di bale na lang...
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooooooh.....

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Di Bale Na Lang by Gary V.


di bale n lng jud. kapoi na. char. haaaaist.

Comic: When Someone Gives Food

 

Perfect Date Spot

So, hello there!

Here’s another question raised by our “inspired” office friend.

 

Where’s the perfect date spot?

Here are some of the answers:

• By the beach.
• Movie house.
• Mountains.
• Road trip.

And I kind of forgot if there are other answers asides from the ones mentioned.

Anyways.. IMO, the place doesn’t need to be perfect for a date.

Only the moment. ;)

For your comments and suggestions (help our friend! XD), please leave a message.

 

#KiligPochero

 

PS. Makatakod ang pagka`inspired nimu, Jan! Hahah! Na`inspired ko mag`post2 ug balik. XD

Nag-date vs Dating

So there was this question raised by an office friend.

What is the difference between "Nag-date" and "Dating"?

Here are some of the answers:

• They mean the same thing.
• Nag-date is already done (past tense). Dating is ongoing. XD
• Nag-date is usahay. Dating is pirme.
• Nag-date is Filipinionized. Dating is Americanized. XD

IMO, "nag-date" is the 'action'.

Q: Nag-unsa mo?
A: Nag-date mi karon sa mall. 

"Dating" is the 'status'.

Q: Unsa na man mo ni *name*?
A: Dating na mi ni *name*.

If you want to share your own thoughts regarding "nag-date vs dating", please feel free to drop by the comment box. XD

#KiligPochero (sa mka`relate XD)

Life in 2012

“The chapter's done, the story goes on..”

So, like the previous years, I am going to post my life summary on the year 2012.
It took me days to actually write this one.
I have to work on my mood before I start writing because I don't want it to sound a little bitter.

2012 has been such a great year! Really great!
But just like any other great things, they don't always last. (oh well!)

Anyways, here it goes.

CAREER
For the first few months, I've been really bored with work.
I lack the motivation. I am always idle. I want to leave.
But here comes a few new acquaintances. Then things began changing.
I am actually enjoying work now. I became busy and it's a really great feeling knowing you have become someone useful. I can say I've made progress in my career - especially that on 2013, I will become *tooooot*. Secret. XD
I'm also looking forward to something. *Wishful thinking*

FAMILY
Sadly, my time with family has lessen. I've been spending time at work and on weekends, spending it with friends.
Things aren't going well with my brother and his wife. In the end, they separated, leaving the two kids with my brother. My sister is also preggy - not that this is a problem. It's actually a blessing and we are really excited to see the new addition to the family by the year 2013. She works as an intern in the same office as I. On her first sem, she also worked as an intern at our youngest sister's school. And about my youngest sister, she is now in Grade7 - considered 1st year High School.
Well, maybe that is all for the family as of the year 2012.
And maybe it will be my resolution for 2013 to spend time with them more.

FRIENDS
I made new friends. (:
Lots of them, actually. And it's really great that we've become close with some of them, as if we had already known each other for a long time.
I've become closer with the old ones, and well, there are those that aren't in contact, anymore.
I was also able to meet - FINALLY - some friends I only knew online.
I also celebrated SAD with my distant friends. (and I guess I'll be celebrating SAD again this 2013. Oh well XD)

LOVE LIFE
Well, this has been the mostly asked question for me on the year 2012. XD
Firstly, I stopped going out with that boyfriend-I-never-had guy. But we continued to be friends. And this time, I was finally able to tell him how I really feel about him. Well, not that it matters much since he said he has known all along. XD  We've become closer and more open to one another .. or so I thought.
Then there's this guy, who was mainly the reason why I stopped going out with b-i-n-h guy. Well, he has been a close friend for a while now. A lot has happened. He is one of the reasons why I get to meet new people, get to eat food I have never tasted before, got to places I've never been, experienced new things, and many more.
Happiness. (:
But as some people say, not all things are meant to be.. oh well.. I guess everything was really just temporary. How sad. ):
A few people has professed their feelings. Not that I take them too seriously. They might just be kidding. I appreciate it though, but I don't think I would engage in another "churva2" too soon.
And for 2013, I am not sure I would like to start dating again... or so I thought. ;)

HEALTH
One of my goals in life is to gain weight.
And yes! I've actually gained weight to the extent that even my friends who used to call me "DAOT" (skinny) is now calling me "TAMBOK" (fat).
I really changed.. physically. But that does not mean it’s healthy. XD

FAITH
I’ve been holding still with my faith.. even after all the agnostic and atheist statements all around. But I can’t say I’m doing a great job of making it grow.
This will be another resolution, perhaps, for this year.

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Now, let’s get to the “by-month” part.
I’ll try my hardest to recall every highlight – since my phone got broken and all the early memories for this year is on that phone. ><

These are not that detailed. Whatever comes into your mind, bahala na kayo! XD

JANUARY

• First time I actually celebrated Sinulog – went to Fuente to watch the whatever-you-call-that-parade.
• Rope course – Mountain View.
• First time at Larsians.
• Sunrise at Parola.
• Rebond.
• Ibyang’s wedding.
• Mr. A.

FEBRUARY

• Earthquake.
• Mochiko
• Cups.
• Tsunami-thing.
• Julias.
• SAD.
• Celebration over the phone. XD
• Walk-out thingy.
• Sacrificed half of the day for some churva ek ek – transaction was slow.
• Decided to end things.
• City lights – Mountain View.
• Wisdom tooth.
• I think this was also the first time I’ve been to Ekits. Not sure though.

MARCH

• Batch March 2012 Graduation.
• One of the most embarrassing moments of my life – at Hybrid.
• Camotes – with Jhon, Mokie and Jepai.

APRIL

• Back from Camotes. XD
• Ready. :(
• Another rope course – Rainforest Park.
• Something unexpected.
• Met new friends. :)

MAY

• I think this was the time I already got a new phone. XD
• North Perk. (yes, I actually went back to this place @__@)
• First time at NYC.
• Got Ready back.
• Mactan Shrine.
• Left because I slept at a friend’s house. XD

JUNE

• Got a really “bothering” dream about b-i-n-h and guy friend. @_@
• Handuraw Lahug with gf and friends. XD
• Camotes again – Crawler Team outing.
• Rendezvous.

JULY

• Discovered disco and tattoo bar.
• Met with college friends.
• Panagdait
• Shakeys
• Mountain View trip again.
• Buntod Dos.
• Been told something that actually made me happy.

AUGUST

• Felt something I shouldn’t. (after all, I have no right whatsoever)
• Discovered a little story about gf.
• Got told about another something that made me unhappy.
• Confessed to b-i-n-h guy.
• Went out with b-i-n-h guy again to talk about stuffs.
• Bulldog.

SEPTEMBER

• Second time around. XD
• Wednesday jogging sessions at Abellana.
• 7eleven.
• KTV with Titans.
• Badminton at Racket Zone.
• Big Screen Movie House with Titans.
• Oslob.
• Ante Amay’s church wedding.
• Butanding.

OCTOBER

• Got hopes high because of some “cheesy” remarks. (duh!) *rolls eyes*
• Rockfest.
• Kalyeana.
• Fake … .
• Odusee Out of the Closet Party.
• Coming Soon – Movie House.
• Biketoberfest.
• Wasn’t able to go to Badian. :((
• Sis got measles.
• Horror booth.

NOVEMBER

• Movie Marathon.
• Popeye’s.
• Weird dream – something about stomachache.
• Another “churvaness” that got my hopes up. *rolls eyes again*
• Lorega.
• Handuraw Canduman.
• Free dinner at Mooon.
• Parola.
• Found something out.
• Bye2 Nanay. :(

DECEMBER

• Bye… as of now.
• Ponds net-series.. or what was it called.
• Doll Master.
• Odusee Christmas party.
• Small world.
• End of the world churvaloo’s.
• Weird dreams.
• Got closer with officemates.
• Regrettable.. err.
• Free dinners! XD
• Haircut.

Well, okay. Maybe that’s just what I feel like posting. XD

I said I’d try my hardest to recall..
The thing is, after going through all of the recalling, it really is hard. :\

Hmn. Enough with the drama’s.

2012, as I’ve said earlier, has been really such a great year.
Many things happened, many things came, and there also things which left.

I just hope that on 2013, it will be a better and stronger Aya, through God’s guidance.

I know it’s kinda late, but HAPPY NEW YEAR to everyone. ^^

God bless.